What % do you tip?
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make ****.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a ****ing Jew who'd have the ***** to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make ****.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a ****ing Jew who'd have the ***** to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Originally Posted by ThumperMX113
20% normally unless they suck and I'll be a doushe and give them a penny. 
If you leave a small amount of money, it sends the message that you suck and to step it up. If not, you'll keep getting crap for a tip.
Bar tabs, I'll usually give a big tip if the service is good.

If you leave a small amount of money, it sends the message that you suck and to step it up. If not, you'll keep getting crap for a tip.
Bar tabs, I'll usually give a big tip if the service is good.
Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
I dont understand why we're suppose to have sympathy for people who work in jobs that are allowed to pay them below minimum wage. Since when is it my responsibility to ensure Your employees are compensated for making Your profit?
Originally Posted by SlammaJamma
I just double the tax. (ends up being 18%) If the service sucks I give less but Im pretty lucky when it comes to waiters/waitresses. I like the kind that kneel down at your table or grab an empty seat at your table while taking your order, thats the kind of thing I would do if I were a waiter.
You eat at Hooter alot dont you?
Thats the only place I've found that they do that anyway. One of the reasons I like Hooters so much. Reminds me of Cheers, now if I just got to go often enough that when i walked in they yelled my name like Norm.


