First of all, you should listen to all I have to say.

Second, bummer man. I'm recently single again (though technically I wasn't in a full-blown relationship with the gal I was seeing, and I broke it off.. but still, I kinda feel your pain but not really) and gotta say your better off. No man should have to put up with laminate floors.

Road trip? Vegas? Detroit? Kobi's place?

 

out of beer is the worst part........

 

Kobi's place.

 

screw that

Vegas.....

 

Vader has the right idea. Trust me, I'm no party person. Y'all would come out here and we'd end up playing scrabble and watching movies and talking about unimportant crap before we all fell asleep from boredom.

(There'd be good coffee to drink though).

 

Well, that's right up may alley. I'm not party animal. Never have been. Hell, maybe that's why I dont have very many friends.






No, no, no.....maybe it's because I'm an *******....yep, that's it.

 

I'm no party animal but POKER...yee haw baby.....

 

I would love to go play some craps. I'm not big on the Vegas nightlife (not a big club person) but Craps. Fun stuff. I might try and make it out there soon while my friend still works for the airline.

 

I've played poker a couple of times. I'd need a cheat sheet to remind me of what beats what.

I've seen some of these poker tournaments on TV and I don't get why it's so popular (and I don't understand this "all in" thing . . . how does someone who has less chips bet them all and someone with more does the same and the dude with less chips is somehow still in the game and able to win )

But, whatever, I'm up for giving poker a try. Is there going to be a limit? Hope so cause I'm a victim of this great economy . . .

 

I only play limit poker unless the stakes are really low.

And I'm sure you understand the all-in bit but just in case.

I have $30 and call all-in
You have $100 and call the all-in.

If I lose, I'm gone.

If you lose, I will have $60 and you will have $70.

The low stack can only win as much as he risked, therefore for the big stack calling an all in only risks what the low stack has.

 

Vegas? July 7 to 11th work for everyone?

 

That's 3rd quarter, not sure if I can get time off, but I'd definately consider it.

 

So when can you get the time off? I'm open for suggestions...

 

Flush beats a Straight.
Royal Flush is the second best hand.
The best hand is a Mississippi Flush, that's any five cards and a small revolver.

 

This coming from a man who says he keeps his poker money at the end of his shot gun barrel and invites those who won to collect.....


Note to self: Don't play poker with a goat herder.