LMAO...I forgot about that one too. My wife does the same thing. Yap...yap yap...yap yap about her day. Which is fine, I want to hear about it, but how about when she gets home and we're having dinner instead.

 

I know that feeling...

It's a day off, I'm at home all alone with a new video game (or whatever) and I'm into it and focused......mobile rings, guess who it is.... The wife. First thing she says, "whatcha doin"?



I reply with a SA remark like, "I was waiting on a call from a call girl to find out what time she can meet me at a motel....."

They know what we're doing.

So, my question is, are there any ladies out there that can tell us guys WTF ya'll are thinking when you pull that crap?

 

Because we really want to hear you say "Well honey, I just loaded the dishwasher and have that running, and am in the middle of folding the laundry. Is there anything you would like me to get done before you get home?"

 

Aw man... My wife works in Grand Prarie, and she'll call me, and want to talk to me from Grand Prarie to the house. A good 35-45 minute trip in light traffic. And, it's always about the same stuff.

Then, she can sense I don't want to talk, and she'll say, "You don't feel like talking do you?" I'll reply, "Not for 35 minutes. No, I sure don't".

I've been on the phone all day; I don't want to be on the phone when I get home.

Sometimes she'll ask me, "What are you doing?" Knowing I'm either taking care of our son, or working on homework.

I'll say something real stupid like: "(OOh-yeah, right there baby) Nothing, just watching (Oooh) TV."

That pssses her off to no end. I'm not gettingany, anyway- so, what's the harm!

 

I think I'm the only lady here in the same situation as you guys. Hubby wants to jabber to me while I'm at work, or while I'm on my way home. Uh, sorry, I talk to customers ALL day long.... I don't want to talk to you!!!!

And hersh, i'm right there with ya babe. I ain't gettin it either so what's the harm.

 

lol...Im glad Im not the only one...I like to tell my wife when she asks "what are you doing" that Im being interrupted during my TV show. I have at times resorted to trying to hold a conversation with her when she watches her shows...ticks her off and I say "thats what you get when you interrupt mine"...

another thing I hate when Im asked what I want for dinner....I am not a picky person her and the kids are the picky people. I dont care, I can make do with bread and water for a night...but if I say something and she goes, "umm, I dont feel like having that" then I ask what do you want then, and she'll say "I dont know, suggest something"...when I clearly just did and it was rejected...

 

Are you married to MY wife too?

I get that a lot as well, and like you, I can eat anything. Hell, I can eat things that would make Raouls goats puke, but that's another thread.

It goes something like this:

"Baby, what do you want for dinner tonight?"

~Meatloaf.
"That takes too long".

~*sigh* - pork chops.
"They aren't thawed out".

~What do we have thawed out?
"Nothing".

~ Want to go out and eat tonight?
"Where?"

~Applebees, I dont care.
"I hate Applebees".



......the conversation usually ends something like that.

 

Holy cr@p, it's the SAME EXACT thing at my house! But in our situation hubby will say, "Let's just go and we'll find something while we're out." so I get the baby's bottles ready and diaper bag and toys and whatnot, get the 5 year old dressed and ready to go, get us all packed up and we get in the truck. After AN HOUR of driving I say "Can we just go home and have mac&cheese????"

 

People who say "funner". For Christ's sake, get a grasp on the English language.

 

I wont leave the house until she has decided...

and JAMZ, OMG dude you're me....

 

People who suck their teeth in a restaurant after eating a meal. Get a dam toothpick.

 

lol...I do that..

 

heres a good one, having to listen to your g/f or wife bitch at you for the smallest little thing, excuse my french

 

LOL How about those smart a$$ kids when you ask them somthing, they smack their lips and look the other way and shrug their shoulders.

MAN! I just wanna but I can't. GRRrrrrr

 

people who ask questions they know the answer to.....

people who have to state the obvious whenever they can

people who really care about spelling and grammer on forums