Open doors and drawers. For some reason my wife is incapable of fully closing either... So, if she's still around I'll walk by and slam whichever (not real hard, just enough to get her attention), and not say anything... She'll usually say sorry...

 

Yeah, I never knew chairs were also drawers, until I met my wife.

Go to pull a chair from under the dining table, and I'm like, "What the....?"

 

Walking into the bathroom to find nothing but but the cardboard on the TP holder with 20 replacement rolls literally 4' away.

Watching the wife use 1/2 can of hairspray in a single session (99.9% of it barely even aimed at her head) and then listening to the complaints about how dusty the house gets.

Also, my wife has some subconscious need to put my shoes away if they are not on my feet and have been in the same place for more than five minutes. Hers, on the other hand, could sit in one place somewhere in the house until they turn to dust.

 

Smokers who use their windows as ashtrays. Stop littering you lazy *** slobs!

 

Another one...

I'm not as militant as Hersh about the bed but what I do hate is going to get in bed and having it covered in clothes, folded or otherwise, housewares that were laid there for "Just a minute", etc.

Arrggghhh!

 

all those late night calls from the playboy mansion. I'm sure you know the ones " I'm in the grotto all by myself, I sure wish you would come out and see me". Man I hate when that happens.............LOL

 

That a 12 year old has no clue what a sink or trash can is used for.

 

Mine is wife talking while i am watching something (anything) and then i just nod and she says "your not even listening are you" and i say huh. Oh yaking on the phone right next to me!!@!. Wait i think its just my wife talking that botheres me ahhh cooollll,.

 

You don't take very good care of the queens carriage now do ya'??

 

Well I do when I'm there. I'm away at work for 2 weeks at a time and I used to clean it before I go back.
When I get back, it's full of crap like banana peel or chip packets shoved into the door pockets. I even found an apple core in the ashtray once
Its covered in dirt and she's usually wiped a little slot to look though the windscreen. I swear she is a reincarnated WW2 tank driver or something.
Just lately, I have been refusing to do it. Normal 2 week wear & tear I can handle but abuse, no.

 

Hersh...I'm the same exact way!!!! If for some reason I couldn't get to making the bed, I'll make it even if it's right before getting in.

Closer mentioned when people leave doors, drawers and cabinets open. That bothers me too.

And coffee cup rings!!!! How hard is it to wipe away??!!

 

ok, I cant stand a made bed!! I cant fall asleep with my feet under covers...

also,I hate smacking, sitting on counters, shoes in the middle of the floor, half drank cokes sitting around, lights on, tv's on, sitting on the arms of the furniture..I also hate when I cant find my remotes, or when 2 phones are in the same room. I hate doing dishes, I will wash clothes, but I hate FOLDING. I prefer to do the cooking..it irritates me that my wife sleeps till noon on the weekends...also irritates me that my stepkids cant entertain themselves, everytime they tell me they're bored, I make them clean their rooms...one day they wont complain about being bored

I have a few more, but got to get back to work

 

Among my many pet peeves...

The "sub-24 hour wash job" on a vehicle, when a squeaky clean truck absolutely must be driven out in a rainstorm, so that less than 24 hours later it looks like you never washed it.

Mindless cell phone chatter...my sis-in-law, who lives 500 miles away, cannot drive home from work in the afternoon without callin her sister (my wife) to talk about...nothing.

Excessively picky eaters, particularly ones who state matter-of-factly "I don't eat that." Makes me wish I could lock them up for a month with nothing but whatever "that" is to eat. Let's see if they really don't eat "that", or do they just not care for it too much.

 

another one...my wife calling me on her way home to see what im doing...she knows Im watching TV...EVERYDAY she calls and EVERYDAY the same answer...I keep threatening to not answer...but the one time I dont she'll really need me

also, she'll hold conversations on the phone while we're going somewhere...I make her turn the dang thing off after a while...

people with no common sense...geez, do people not think anymore

 

My twin brother from another mother.....

Except my wife's work related calls for no good reason while we are out are what cause me to draw the line.

I thought I was the only husband on the planet who's wife would call them on their 10 minute drive home just to see what they were doing. "Well, you'll actually be here in 5 minutes... why don't you just wait and see for yourself?" She has actually talked to me all the way into the garage and then not had 5 words left to say about her day when she finally gets in the door.