Did you know there were three people in history to walk on water?






First, there was Jesus....







Then, there was the Apostle Peter......







then there was this guy, Jose

 

I do it every winter

 

One time, my dad and granpa were at teh river fishing in a canoe. As they drifted close to the bank a snake droped off a barnch and landed in the canoe. My grandpa was deathly afraid of snakes. Dad heard a yell, felt teh canoe rock, by hte time he turned around granpa was on the opposite side of the river, standing on the bank and dry as a bone. You tell me what happened......

 

a miracle

Was out fishing once (seems how most good stories start) we were loading the boat back on the trailer and one buddy was driving the boat onto it. Well it was windy as hell and as the truck started pulling forward the back of the boat came off the trailer. Well he jumped right over the stern, hit the water once and was on the dock without a drop on him.

 

I dont know what is funnier, the pic or Matt's story. I'm still laughing.