....I'm not Danielynn's daddy.

BIRKHEAD, YOU SUCK!

 

That might be a good thing. If you were her daddy, you might have to sell your truck to pay the bills.

http://www.law.com/traffic/AnnaNicole.html

 

Who the heck are Danielynn and BIRKHEAD?

 

anna nicoles daughter and baby daddy

 

That whole Anna Nicole thing is still in the news?

The chick is dead, and the rest is history.

WTF is that news?

 

Americans had to know the fellow was who turned their financial life around by knocking up ANS. Did you notice how arrogantly ecstatic he was when he announced it?

I'm sure it was because he was so delighted to find out he has the parental responsibilities and obligations to an infant.

I kind of feel bad for Stern, guy seemed to actually care about ANS and the kid...whereas you never heard of this Birkhead guy before all this.

Why am I discussing this? Shoot me.