How To Be Politically Correct When Speaking About Men
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How To Be Politically Correct When Speaking About Men
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How To Be Politically Correct When Speaking About Men
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - he has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST - he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - he is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL.
6. He is not FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - he become ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL *** - he develops RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - he has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He does not CHEAT ON HIS WIFE - he has MATRIMONIAL ALZHEIMERS.
10. He is not a ****** - He is an OWNER-OPERATOR.
How To Be Politically Correct When Speaking About Men
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - he has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST - he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - he is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL.
6. He is not FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - he become ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL *** - he develops RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - he has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He does not CHEAT ON HIS WIFE - he has MATRIMONIAL ALZHEIMERS.
10. He is not a ****** - He is an OWNER-OPERATOR.