so............


Its 3:26 AM. The doorbell just rang and woke me and my mother up. I go to see who it is and it is a girl. I pop open the door to see what she wants.

Paint the image. Black curly hair, lip ring, black hoodie, and jeans...

All the time I'm looking her straight in the face.

Before I udder "can I help...?" She says " some thing something, Cline Ave."

So I'm like ok, Cline Ave is that way, I point East. She says "thanks!" and walks away. I shut the door, bolt it and head towards my room.

Just as I peak out the window a bolt of lightning strikes off in the east and illuminates the entire landscaping.

I looked around( I can see about half my block through my window) and no **** body was ****!

NO car, NOTHING!

So either shes wiggin out, having seisiurs below my window in front of the garage or...





I sware to god, If I wake up and this girl is on the news or some **** cause she got killed on Blank street and Cline ave, I'ma be totally **** in the head for awhile.

Its starting to storm now...

 

Don't be ghey.
The girl could be in trouble. Go out and look for her and confirm she is ok.

 

My doorbell rings at 3:26am, there better be a marked unit out front or my right hand is filled, ****ed and locked and we are having the discussion thru a bolted door.

 

If I was doing home invasions at 3am, I'd send a girl to the door while I hid in the bushes. Oh, and she'd be wearing a black curly wig, hood and maybe a clip-on lip ring.

That's why I answer the door with a loaded gun.
I'm afraid it's people trying to get their stuff back.

 

I'd definitely have answered the door with my .40 caliber in my hand. Who the hell knocks on someone's door at 3AM to ask where a street is? That's just stupid. She was probably in some kind of trouble or scoping your place out.

 

Note to self: Don't ask Raoul for help late at night.

 

Unless you need help with ventilation.

 

How I answer the door at 3am...

[Pow! Pow!]...[Pow!].............."Who is it?"

 

It was prolly your friendly neighborhood crack ***** that got a little mixed up in direction back to the crack house. What's the big deal?

 

Actually, if somebody woke me at 3am ringing my doorbell, I'd answer it and thank them, for letting me know my electricity got turned back on somehow.

 

You guys are funny
Shoot first and ask questions later.

That's why my European friends don't love you as much as I do

 

We're gubmint trained over here.
If the doorbell rings, we assume it's Osama Bin Laden with a WMD in each hand.

 

And Then the alarm clock rang.....

 

Is Camarothatcould Mattineer's long-lost cousin?

 

Geez, get your own bed & quit sleeping with your mother.