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Old Mar 28, 2007 | 08:09 PM
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Old Mar 28, 2007 | 08:59 PM
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This seems like the opening scene for a porno, and you blew it. (figuratively not literally)
 
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Old Mar 28, 2007 | 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Raoul
so............

Its 3:26 AM. The doorbell just rang and woke me up. I go to the door and bust three 45 cal caps splintering the Oak with a well dispersed chest high grouping, then I sing lightly, "...Who is it?"

The Colt's loud retort brings my mother into the room.
"Is someone at the door?" she asks, "I couldn't sleep so I ordered a pizza."

I swing the door open to find one of Dominos finest sprawled on my sidewalk.

My mother scolds me as she helps me dig a hole in the backyard,
"Damn it! This is the third time this month!"
 
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Old Mar 28, 2007 | 10:27 PM
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Well of course she was scoping out your house.

Now she knows if you have an alarm, a motion detector light in the yard, a deadbolt, a chain on your door, and whether you use them. She also found out whether a male lives in the house and whether your neighbors will notice if someone comes to your door in the middle of the night.

Maybe she was working alone looking for something easy to steal. Maybe her drug addicted boyfriend was hiding in the bushes ready to push the door in if your mom had answered. Maybe they will come back later when no one is home.

I would step up your home security program and stop opening the door in the middle of the night.
 
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Old Mar 28, 2007 | 11:43 PM
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So after reviewing the tapes we find that she was heading East bound from my house at about 3:09 AM. She then turns around and heads West(back towards my house) at about 3:12. She then cuts through the side of my neighbors house and isn't seen again. At about 3:15 she hits my house. At 3:17 we see her again on my neighbors camera, she again is headed East. She appears on my neighbors second camera as she walks up to his door, rings the bell, waits 15 secs then walks away. She then heads back West towards my house and is not seen again.

I just talked with my mom and she said that when I was talking to her, she gave me a street address, like 1234 Cline Ave.

This is all too weird. What is a 15-16 year old girl doing walking around a subdivision of St. John, Indiana at 3AM
 
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Old Mar 29, 2007 | 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Camarothatcould

This is all too weird. What is a 15-16 year old girl doing walking around a subdivision of St. John, Indiana at 3AM
She was looking for d***. You should have sent your mom back to bed and closed the deal.


Oh well, you'll know for next time. I only know because I've seen it on late-nite Showtime a bunch of times.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2007 | 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by dirt bike dave

I would step up your home security program and stop opening the door in the middle of the night.
...without loudly racking your Mossberg first. I've found that's a good way to sort out uninvited guests.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2007 | 01:47 AM
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Very weird. I don't answer my door at 3am, nobody I want to see would be knocking on my door at that hour anyhow, sounds like inviting trouble to me.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2007 | 01:48 AM
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This is the scariest thing I've ever heard of. You live with your mother?
 
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Old Mar 29, 2007 | 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Oakman
This is the scariest thing I've ever heard of. You live with your mother?
yea, I just turned 18 a month ago
 
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Old Mar 29, 2007 | 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Camarothatcould
yea, I just turned 18 a month ago
Then you definitely should have been looking to close the deal on that wandering girl.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2007 | 10:24 AM
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This has got to be one of the more entertaining threads I have read in a while. Went from some kid being scared at his mother's doorstep to everyone telling him that basically he is a (insert female expletive here) that couldn't close the deal on a very willing 16 year old girl
 
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Old Mar 29, 2007 | 10:28 AM
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lolz. Buncha ****s.

Why would I close the deal on some nasty *** goth looking chic. That ****s nasty
 
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Old Mar 29, 2007 | 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Camarothatcould
lolz. Buncha ****s.

Why would I close the deal on some nasty *** goth looking chic. That ****s nasty
it's not like you're going to marry her. Nobody would have to know about it. Plus, I bet those goth-looking chicks are freaky
 
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Old Mar 29, 2007 | 11:33 AM
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Sorry that none of your wives put out. But just because you guys would hit it with a 15 year-old, doesn't mean I would...

poor bastards
 
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