The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

 

 

 

Let's see how he acts when there's a prison break.

 

Can two prisoners fit in that cell? ( sorry if this is out of line )

 

Where are you getting all these? funny

 

I guess that makes me a repeat offender...

 

They're all in my head baby. I'm very witty, remember.

 

yep, but i was not born yesterday (by a long shot)

 

Stop posting in here! Wrong thread!

 

Hey now! Blue and I are number 2 and 3 in your thread. You're talking to the wrong people.

 

How I know, woman, how I know.

 

 

You can tell he's a newlywed. Reality hasn't set in yet.

 

I've always wondered what it would be like to be a woman and be able to go again and again with no breaks!

I've tried, but I just......get.......so........sleepy........zzzzzz zzz.