My Valentines Card rant

Old Feb 13, 2007 | 09:56 PM
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Or:

Roses are red
the night is black
Valentines day poems
you don't know, Jack
 
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Old Feb 13, 2007 | 10:08 PM
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ooooooorrrrrrrrr



Roses are sweet
Violets are yummy
I want my baby
Inside your tummy



BREW
 
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Old Feb 13, 2007 | 10:11 PM
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^I think I might use that one lol . And what a song to come one...Smack that by Akon lol!
 
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Old Feb 13, 2007 | 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by BREWDUDE
ooooooorrrrrrrrr



Roses are sweet
Violets are yummy
I want my baby
Inside your tummy



BREW
NOOOOOO...we dont want that yet
 
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Old Feb 13, 2007 | 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by trytokeepup
NOOOOOO...we dont want that yet
Yeh well nobody ever WANTS that...it just kinda happens



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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 12:56 AM
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Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet
I fell for you just like a child
Oh, but the fire went wild
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire.
 
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet
I fell for you just like a child
Oh, but the fire went wild
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire.
Then on the inside: Suprise! I've got gonohorrea!
 
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 01:12 AM
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Zaairman
Then on the inside: Suprise! I've got gonohorrea!

Thanks....

I always thought that was the ultimate love song, now all I'll think about when I hear it is that he is telling her he got an STD from her.
 
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 02:46 PM
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Nothing really to add but a couple of funny pics





Stan
 
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 02:50 PM
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My last home made card went something like this:

roses are red
violets are blue
I'm going to stick it in your ****
 
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by dzervit
My last home made card went something like this:

roses are red
violets are blue
I'm going to stick it in your ****
And was your gay stallion excited?
 
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
And was your gay stallion excited?
Not really, I'm hung like a gerbil.
 
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by dzervit
Not really, I'm hung like a gerbil.

you sure you didn't mean a squirrel???





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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 03:48 PM
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I sent flowers to my wife...

I told the woman to put on the card

"Obligation fulfilled, Love Jim"

She said she'd kill me herself.

She went with "Love ya Babe" instead.
 
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