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Feb 13, 2007 | 09:56 PM

#16

Stealth

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From: Burleson, Texas

Or:

Roses are red
the night is black
Valentines day poems
you don't know, Jack

Feb 13, 2007 | 10:08 PM

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BREWDUDE

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From: South Jersey

ooooooorrrrrrrrr

Roses are sweet
Violets are yummy
I want my baby
Inside your tummy

BREW

Feb 13, 2007 | 10:11 PM

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95'F-150

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From: Indiana

^I think I might use that one lol

. And what a song to come one...Smack that by Akon lol!

Feb 13, 2007 | 10:13 PM

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trytokeepup

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From: in a van down by the river

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Originally Posted by BREWDUDE

ooooooorrrrrrrrr

Roses are sweet
Violets are yummy
I want my baby
Inside your tummy

BREW

NOOOOOO...we dont want that yet

Feb 13, 2007 | 10:17 PM

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BREWDUDE

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From: South Jersey

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Originally Posted by trytokeepup

NOOOOOO...we dont want that yet

Yeh well nobody ever WANTS that...it just kinda happens

BREW

Feb 14, 2007 | 12:56 AM

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PSS-Mag

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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!

Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet
I fell for you just like a child
Oh, but the fire went wild
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire.

Feb 14, 2007 | 01:04 AM

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Zaairman

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From: St. Charles, MO

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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag

Then on the inside: Suprise! I've got gonohorrea!

Feb 14, 2007 | 01:12 AM

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wild-mtn-rose

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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond

Feb 14, 2007 | 01:31 AM

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PSS-Mag

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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!

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Originally Posted by Zaairman

Then on the inside: Suprise! I've got gonohorrea!

Thanks....

I always thought that was the ultimate love song, now all I'll think about when I hear it is that he is telling her he got an STD from her.

Feb 14, 2007 | 02:46 PM

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PBCrisis

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From: Lawrenceville, GA

Nothing really to add but a couple of funny pics

Stan

Feb 14, 2007 | 02:50 PM

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dzervit

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From: Motor City

My last home made card went something like this:

roses are red
violets are blue
I'm going to stick it in your ****

Feb 14, 2007 | 02:58 PM

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UrbanCowboy

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From: Westminster, CO

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Originally Posted by dzervit

My last home made card went something like this:

roses are red
violets are blue
I'm going to stick it in your ****

And was your gay stallion excited?

Feb 14, 2007 | 03:11 PM

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dzervit

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From: Motor City

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And was your gay stallion excited?

Not really, I'm hung like a gerbil.

Feb 14, 2007 | 03:39 PM

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BREWDUDE

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From: South Jersey

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Not really, I'm hung like a gerbil.

you sure you didn't mean a squirrel???

BREW

Feb 14, 2007 | 03:48 PM

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vader716

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From: Pikesville, MD

I sent flowers to my wife...

I told the woman to put on the card

"Obligation fulfilled, Love Jim"

She said she'd kill me herself.

She went with "Love ya Babe" instead.

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