While driving north on hwy 287 heading to Wichita Falls we saw a XXX movie store, next to it was a Beef Jerkey stand, serious. Only in Texas.

 

I saw an electrical subcontracting company this summer while I was traveling, I dont remember the name but their slogan is "We'll remove your shorts." I do electrical work to put myself through school and I think this hilarious.

 

 

There is a concrete pumping company here whos slogan is "Pump it baby!"

 

There's a guy around here who does gutter cleaning and installation and he's got his slogan on the sides of his truck..

"My mind is always in the gutter!"

- NCSU

 

Here's a classic....

 

The motto for our company's DODGEBALL team....


"Don't Let Our ***** Hit You On The Chin!"





And, yes. We had a dodgeball team and, NO, we weren't allowed to wear our 'team t-shirts' with our slogan. LMAO!

 

My dad used to work for All Erection and Crane Rental.

 

I go there almost everytime im in Tampa/Clearwater...Well sometimes mons venus also

 

Got to be one of the best strip joints I've ever seen.

There's a tow truck in town that has "Dirty Hooker" on the window.

KC-10 FE out...

 

Liquor store in Beaver Creek, Co....... Come on, surely you can guess....

BEAVER LIQUORS.

No lie, my parents have a time share right across the street.

 

This company came out to Tech recruiting engineers when I was a student there. They gave out rulers and t-shirts with their slogan... "The deeper we go, the better we look."
http://www.bjservices.com/

They're an oil drilling company...

 

Not a company, but an actual mascot/ name of a high school up here in alaska:

 

My Monday night bowling team's name is "Tucking Fen Pins".

We've gotten a couple complaints. Prudes!

 

Along those lines....
Down in Wilmington NC right next to the local Hooters there's a place called "Sticky Fingers"! Classic!


Man, you gotta get a picture of that!!

- NCSU