I am looking for suggestions to remedy some obnoxiously noisy upstairs neighbors. A woman and her two kids lives upstairs and it sounds like they are playing the Superbowl or UFC up there from 7 a.m. to 11 p.m. I have confronted the buck toothed lazy biatch in person but, evidently she hasn't gotten the hint. Any ideas?

 

Call the landlord, then police.

 

Agreed.

 

lol... well yea, contact the landlord

 

Unfortunately this is U.S. Army housing located 30 miles off base. So, there is no landlord to call in this case, there are no Military Police in the area, and I think there is 1 cop in the whole town.

 

Call. Someone had to own the domicile. Johnny law may know them. Maybe bucktooth becky has the number, ask her for it.

 

Problem is I'm not sure the amount of noise they make is illegal. It cannot be heard from outside the dwelling, just loud as ***** underneath her nasty azz. It is just annoying as hell and certainly discourteous.

 

Is it annoying you? Disturbing the peace is in order if it is.

 

If none of the above work. drill a hole in your ceiling and gas em. That will keep em quiet.

 

Yes, it most certainly annoys me. Maybe I'll call the local police and find out what I can do. I'm also open to "unconventional" avenues of resolution, if you know what I mean....

 

Unconventional would be releasing some devil mice upstairs.

 

Call social services if there is so much noise, she must be beating them.

She must be chasing them all over the house to catch them prior to beating them.

If there is so much noise she must be having male guests all evening with a short leg on the bed frame. Just how many uncles do those poor children have.

When you go early in the morning leave a operic radio station on loud all day. Rember clock work orange?



Pretend you are calling from the county to advise them that there has been a chemicle spill near by and that they are evacuating all residences. Be on the curb with an overnite bag packed for the emergency bus to pick them up by waving it down. This has to be timed with the passage of the short buss that passes by every morning. when they are gone change locks and leave an eviction notice.notice.

 

if its military housing, find out who her commander is and go that route.

 

 

Sounds like you need to fight fire with fire then... I'd mount my stereo speakers as close to the ceiling as possible and than play porno's as loud as it can go. Do that every time they get a little too loud. If nothing else it will distract the kids... "mommy... that lady sounds like she needs some help. Should be go down there?".