Flatulence Faux Pax?
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From: Mount Airy,MD
Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Well mine wouldn't remind you of that.......Perry Ellis 360 degrees....very soft smelling.
Can't say I know the brand, but personally I don't like those that are overpowering.
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Well mine wouldn't remind you of that.......Perry Ellis 360 degrees....very soft smelling.
I also have salvatore ferragamo (some french cologne, smells pretty good) and i used to wear ralhp lauren polo sport.
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From: Littleton, CO USA
How funny! I remember several years ago I went to my banks ATM to make a deposit. It was snowy and my bank was closed but I just eneded the ATM. They are the type where you walk in the door, to your left there is a little hallway that goes to the ATM, to the right a little hallway that goes to a desk where you can do deposit slips, etc. So I go to the right, fill out my deposit slip, etc. then walk over to the ATM. I see no one and hear no one around and as I'm using the ATM, feel the need to pass the gas... figured no one was around, and trying to decide if it would be as funny as a shower fart (come on you guys know what I'm talking about where it echos off three walls?) so I really let it fly. It was one of the best farts of my life. Lasted at least 3 or 4 seconds, and man that thing was echoing off all the glass walls. I started chucking to myself and finally laughing out loud it was so funny. As I finish my ATM transaction, I turn around to leave and see a woman there, with a look on her face like "Oh my god, did that really happen?"
I got out of the ATM vestibule as quickly as I could, and drove off. As soon as I got in my car I was laughing my *** off, and I couldn't stop laughing for at least a half hour after that. It was so hilarious!
This woman came out of nowhere it seemed and unfortunately had nowhere to go once she got there! I have no idea if it smelled or not, it was just too damn funny!
I got out of the ATM vestibule as quickly as I could, and drove off. As soon as I got in my car I was laughing my *** off, and I couldn't stop laughing for at least a half hour after that. It was so hilarious!
This woman came out of nowhere it seemed and unfortunately had nowhere to go once she got there! I have no idea if it smelled or not, it was just too damn funny!
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From: Burleson, Texas
Me and 2 buds of mine were in LV and one was leading the way through the casino's poker tables and slot machines. He started walking kind of fast, (letting one go, SBD) and we had to keep pace, then the smell hit me, and my friend behind me got the worst of it. Casino Crop-dusting is cool. 