Guy Rules
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Guy Rules
Seeing as how the Miller Lite commercial's have the "guy rules" ads running, I was wondering if any of you may have some better than what they have on TV? I will go first seeing as how I'm starting this thread.
1. Two men shall never share an umbrealla.
1. Two men shall never share an umbrealla.
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From: South Carolina
Originally Posted by Squeakers
no talking while using the urnal
do not use the middle urnal, if this is the only one available use a stall or wait patiently.
do not use the middle urnal, if this is the only one available use a stall or wait patiently.
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From: Vancouver
Originally Posted by Squeakers
no talking while using the urnal
do not use the middle urnal, if this is the only one available use a stall or wait patiently.
do not use the middle urnal, if this is the only one available use a stall or wait patiently.
Heck...... I would use the sink before the middle urinal. Middle sinks do not bother me, but I like the one closest to the hot air blower.
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I personally am not ashamed of my family jewels, nor have a fear of popping a boner if I get to close to a guy with his **** out, or poping one if I accidentally see another guys ****. So there for, if there is a urinal open, I am using it..... You can thank the lucky stars I do, my other option is pissing on your pansie ***, homophobic feet. What a stupidly weak thing to be scared of........ If I was going to be scared of anything.... that would not be it....... It is not a fear of Homo's, it is a fear of being homo. 
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
I personally am not ashamed of my family jewels, nor have a fear of popping a boner if I get to close to a guy with his **** out, or poping one if I accidentally see another guys ****. So there for, if there is a urinal open, I am using it..... You can thank the lucky stars I do, my other option is pissing on your pansie ***, homophobic feet. What a stupidly weak thing to be scared of........ If I was going to be scared of anything.... that would not be it....... It is not a fear of Homo's, it is a fear of being homo.
Mag, so you're saying you DO pop boners when you see other guys ***** right? I promise you I don't think less of you now for knowing that.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by RandallT
Mag, so you're saying you DO pop boners when you see other guys ***** right? I promise you I don't think less of you now for knowing that.
I have not yet.... if I do, then at that time, I would most likely become homophobic!
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Here's a Man-Law for the books:
Calling the Code Enforcement office on your neighbor shall result in instant revocation of one's Man Card, unless that neighbor's careless work actually poses a threat to you or your property.
Calling the Code Enforcement office on your neighbor shall result in instant revocation of one's Man Card, unless that neighbor's careless work actually poses a threat to you or your property.
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Originally Posted by 1muddytruck
Here's a Man-Law for the books:
Calling the Code Enforcement office on your neighbor shall result in instant revocation of one's Man Card, unless that neighbor's careless work actually poses a threat to you or your property.
Calling the Code Enforcement office on your neighbor shall result in instant revocation of one's Man Card, unless that neighbor's careless work actually poses a threat to you or your property.
