We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons." You
know, where : ) means a smile and : ( is a frown, sometimes these are
represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "*** icons"?

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ***
(__!__) a fat ***
(!) a tight ***
(_._) a flat ***
(_^_) a bubble ***
(_*_) a sore ***
(_!__) a lop-sided ***
{_!_} a swishy ***
(_o_) an *** that's been around
(_O_) and *** that's been around even more
(_$_) this *** will cost you
(_o_) this *** costs a lot less
(_x_) kiss my ***
(_X_) leave my *** alone
(_#_) pound my ***
(_##_) pound my *** even harder
(__) an *** ready for action
(_zzz_) a tired ***
(_oo_) an *** built for two
(_o^o_) a wise ***
(_13_) an unlucky ***
(_Y_) an *** that can't say No

 

Back in the 90's when Jerry Jones and Jimmy Johnson took over the Dallas Cowboys, they had a hard time finding their limo in the huge Texas Stadium parking lot after each home game. Jimmy told Jerry he had an answer for this problem. He said next week they should ride a camel to the game and afterwards the camel would be easy to spot and they could then make a hasty exit from what turned out to be a 2-14 season.

Well, as luck would have it the halftime show the next week happened to be 'Parade Of A Thousand Camels'.

After the game, the parking lot was full of camels everywhere.
Jerry was disgusted.
Jimmy told him not to worry, he could find their camel, no problem.
He ran from one to another, lifting their tail and saying, "Nope, that ain't it."

Jerry yelled, "What in the hell are you doing?"
Jimmy said, "Don't you remember when we rode in, the guy at the gate said, ('Look at them two *******s on that camel!') ?"



(...Just checking to see if the Filter was in good working condition.)

 

haha Both of them are good!

 

I've seen the first one several times, never seen the second one, both are pretty funny