Why do men have slits in their underwear?

So they can get oxygen to their brains.

 

 

Good one, huh?

 

I think we have seen enough from you. You have perverted this thread.

 

Oh crap......and I had a few more!!!!

 

Most threads get hijacked, you, I think have successfully made the first perversion.

 

~sigh~ Yes. I think your library of man bashing jokes is bigger than D's man panties!

 

Nothing perverted...just the truth. Ok....here's a non-perverted one:

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four, one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

 

 

Four, one "TWO" hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Does your underwear have a slit in it??

 

I can't believe I typed that!!!!!! And NO it doesn't.

 

So a lone woman shows up, insults men's intelligence and then proceeds to misspell a "two” letter word, absolutely priceless. The best screenwriter in Hollywood could not have done a better job.

Joe

 

Yeah, yeah......6T6 is gonna get it for pointing that out.

 

Truely the best thread ever.

Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
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A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

 

Here's a few more:
Q: What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
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A: A women who won't do what she's told.

Q: What do you call a woman who just lost 90% of her intelligence?
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A: Divorced