Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

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Old 10-23-2006, 10:44 PM
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Hold me back.....I made a promise not to post anymore jokes about men. Should I keep that promise? SAJEFFC...where are you?
 
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Old 10-23-2006, 10:47 PM
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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
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None..let her cook in the dark!!
 
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Old 10-23-2006, 10:52 PM
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I'm sorry......just one more.


Why do they slap babies butts right after they're born?

To knock the penises off the smart ones.
 
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Hilarious
 
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Old 10-23-2006, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
I'm sorry......just one more.


Why do they slap babies butts right after they're born?

To knock the penises off the smart ones.






Would that be why they are always looking for another one?
 
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Old 10-24-2006, 01:41 AM
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Q: Why will D never get laid?

A: Because he's a sexist pig.

Sorry, couldn't help myself. That was my contribution to the greatest thread EVAR!
 
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Old 10-24-2006, 02:25 AM
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Once upon a time a guy asked a girl to marry him. The girl said no.
So the guy lived happily ever after.

Sled...
 
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Old 10-24-2006, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Hold me back.....I made a promise not to post anymore jokes about men. Should I keep that promise? SAJEFFC...where are you?
Ehh...let er rip LT, this thread is getting good!
 
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Old 10-24-2006, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by 02SuperCrew4X
Q: Why will D never get laid?

A: Because he's a sexist pig.

Sorry, couldn't help myself. That was my contribution to the greatest thread EVAR!
Trust me, there is a LOT more on the list... the sexist pig is the least of my worries.


Why do women have periods?
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Because they deserve them.



Why do women fake their orgasms?
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Because they think we care.
 
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:07 AM
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The question was asked why a woman has not gone to the moon. They can't find one that wants to go there, there are no shopping malls.
 
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The question was asked why a woman has not gone to the moon. They can't find one that wants to go there, there are no shopping malls.

Damn Jim, you killed ANOTHER thread.

 
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Old 10-24-2006, 04:26 PM
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Damn Jim, you killed ANOTHER thread.

Yep, at my age, when you find something you do well, you really like to keep it honed!
 
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Old 10-24-2006, 04:29 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?



A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
 
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How does a man take a bubble bath?



He eats beans for dinner.
 


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