If a fly din't have wings would it be called a walk ????

 

If you had a dog with no legs, could you take it out for a drag?

 

 

If a person with multiple personalities is in a relationship. What if all of them wanted a different lover, would that be cheating?


Why is it that the wife always argues when I am right?

 

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KC-10 FE out...

 

Pshhh, I was promised months ago....my inbox still remains empty.



BREW

 

If Mickey's a mouse and Donald's a duck...what's Goofy?



BREW

 

Why do we call things that fly through the hemisphere astroids, and call those things on our *** hemorrhoids?




I'm with you brother. Being a cosmic accident of uncalculable proportions, having a single cell organism spontaniously come to life, evolve into both male and female at precisely the same time with precisely correct organs to perpetuate the species, change from a single cell to a fish, from a fish to an amphibian, from an amphibian to a mammal, shed our fur and walk upright, develop feelings of anger, sadness, love, etc..., and other countless physical traits that had to develop precisely at the right time even against ANY credible odds (actually for just one to happen has odds of 1 in 100,000,000,000,000,000 and then some), go against the 2nd law of thermodynamics (entropy) for the entire process, and have mutations benefit the species over millions of times even though we don't observe that same thing EVER scientifically, and then be smart enough to post questions like "Why do people believe in god????"<sic> is so much easier to believe in than God.

 

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

 

what does this mean? I have seen this used before and has always baffled me...

 

Not to start a religious debate, but your only following one line of evolution. Many things were evolving at the same time some had to stick the others, most actually, died off. It is similar to throwing 100 lbs of dirt against a wall. Some of it sticks most doesn't. If you were able to actually weigh the amount of mud that sticks and compare it to the amount that was thrown, you'd probably find odds similar to what you are describing in your post.

Back to the original post:
Why do people insist on making the simple more complex than it is?

 

The intent on my previous post was to state that you need WAY more faith to believe any type of evolution then you do to believe in God.

But you know what? No matter what I post, say, or do, you will not change your mind if you do not want to believe. It's not worth the effort. You choose to believe in organized chaos, and I choose to believe in an Intelligent Designer. Nuff said.

 

 

Why do they call it Toilet Paper when you don't wipe your toilet with it?

 

Why do ATMs ask you if you want Spanish or French?
ENGLISH is the American language. If you want to get to your money learn it.