Would you pass????

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Old Sep 19, 2006 | 05:46 PM
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Would you pass????

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got
more than a pleasant view.

She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
burning desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm Going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned- frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
She pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
thefront door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,
"We Are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


And the moral of this story is:







Always keep your condoms in your car.


 
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Old Sep 19, 2006 | 05:50 PM
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It really depends on how hot the fiancee is. If she's not hot; you just proved you could do better so you might as well hit it and move on. If your fiancee is hot, it wouldnt even matter.
 
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Old Sep 19, 2006 | 05:51 PM
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Oh and one more thing

https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=201321
 
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Old Sep 19, 2006 | 05:53 PM
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I was wondering why you were not yelling REPOST.
 
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