OK, My turn to post a joke
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OK, My turn to post a joke
A very happy young man had a wonderful girlfriend. They had been dating for over a year and decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering him...It was her beautiful younger sister. His prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near him and he always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day the "little" sister called and asked the young man to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when he arrived and she whispered to him that she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. She told him that she
wanted to make love to him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister.
Well, the young man was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and see me."
The man was stunned and frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at him. He stood there for a moment then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. He opened the door and headed towards his
car.
Lo and behold, the entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes the future father-in-law hugged the man and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
There was only one little thing bothering him...It was her beautiful younger sister. His prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near him and he always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day the "little" sister called and asked the young man to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when he arrived and she whispered to him that she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. She told him that she
wanted to make love to him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister.
Well, the young man was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and see me."
The man was stunned and frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at him. He stood there for a moment then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. He opened the door and headed towards his
car.
Lo and behold, the entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes the future father-in-law hugged the man and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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