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From: Vancouver
Originally Posted by kobiashi
I'll start, you all can finish up:
A blonde walks into a bar holding a 12" salami and under one arm is a poodle. She walks up to the bar and places the poodle on the bar. The bartender looks over and . . .
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A blonde walks into a bar holding a 12" salami and under one arm is a poodle. She walks up to the bar and places the poodle on the bar. The bartender looks over and . . .
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and the blond says to him " would the dog or the salami make a better toy"?
startled, the bar tender replys...
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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond
Originally Posted by kobiashi
What? Our job is to keep Vader entertained? I don't get paid enough for that . . .
I'll start, you all can finish up:
A blonde walks into a bar holding a 12" salami and under one arm is a poodle. She walks up to the bar and places the poodle on the bar. The bartender looks over and . . .
(OK, that's it for me. Way past my bedtime . . . I'm outa here)
I'll start, you all can finish up:
A blonde walks into a bar holding a 12" salami and under one arm is a poodle. She walks up to the bar and places the poodle on the bar. The bartender looks over and . . .
(OK, that's it for me. Way past my bedtime . . . I'm outa here)
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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond
Originally Posted by silversvt04
and the blond says to him " would the dog or the salami make a better toy"?
startled, the bar tender replys...
startled, the bar tender replys...
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From: Vancouver
Originally Posted by wild-mtn-rose
. . ."You don't need that fluff and stuff, I have the real deal here for you baby" as he leers and drools on the bar. . .
and says to Fifi "lose the blond and we can have that dinner date"
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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond
Originally Posted by silversvt04
and says to Fifi "lose the blond and we can have that dinner date"
eeeww The blond pouts prettily and says "But Fifi hasn't been fixed, this could get very complicated" As Fifi prances up and down the bar and wags her tail. . .
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
As I read this thread, I had to light up another Camel, Filtered, Turkish and Domestic blend, cigerette. 
Can you smell the smoke?
Ahh it feels so good as it inters my lungs, so smooth, so satisfying. I dont want to exhale, but I know that I can because there is another drag waiting for me between my fingers.
Well I guess if they are goning to enforce this then we'll need to pettition to enforce drunken in public. Including bars and restaraunts.
Can you smell the smoke?
Ahh it feels so good as it inters my lungs, so smooth, so satisfying. I dont want to exhale, but I know that I can because there is another drag waiting for me between my fingers.
Well I guess if they are goning to enforce this then we'll need to pettition to enforce drunken in public. Including bars and restaraunts.
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From: South Jersey
Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
As I read this thread, I had to light up another Camel, Filtered, Turkish and Domestic blend, cigerette.
Can you smell the smoke?
Ahh it feels so good as it inters my lungs, so smooth, so satisfying. I dont want to exhale, but I know that I can because there is another drag waiting for me between my fingers.
Well I guess if they are goning to enforce this then we'll need to pettition to enforce drunken in public. Including bars and restaraunts.
Can you smell the smoke?
Ahh it feels so good as it inters my lungs, so smooth, so satisfying. I dont want to exhale, but I know that I can because there is another drag waiting for me between my fingers.
Well I guess if they are goning to enforce this then we'll need to pettition to enforce drunken in public. Including bars and restaraunts.
You got that right.
I don't care if one smokes, it's just the rude, inconsiderate bastards that do it and blow it in your face or throw them out the window and bounce 'em off my hood. Those are the smokers I want to line up with all the illegals and shoot...
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From: Burleson/Athens/Brownsboro, TX
Originally Posted by BREWDUDE
Dont worry Vader, I have a debate from a while ago I want to bring back up and see how everyone reacts now......
You're right, dayshift sucked today.
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You're right, dayshift sucked today.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by BREWDUDE
You got that right.
I don't care if one smokes, it's just the rude, inconsiderate bastards that do it and blow it in your face or throw them out the window and bounce 'em off my hood. Those are the smokers I want to line up with all the illegals and shoot...
BREW
I don't care if one smokes, it's just the rude, inconsiderate bastards that do it and blow it in your face or throw them out the window and bounce 'em off my hood. Those are the smokers I want to line up with all the illegals and shoot...
BREW
Just a case where a few have ruint it for the rest of us.
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From: Pikesville, MD
First they came for the Smokers
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Smoker.
Then they came for the Drinkers
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Drinkers.
Then they came for the FX4 Drivers
and I did not speak out
because I was not a FX4 Drivers.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Smoker.
Then they came for the Drinkers
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Drinkers.
Then they came for the FX4 Drivers
and I did not speak out
because I was not a FX4 Drivers.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.
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From: Your moms house
Originally Posted by vader716
The day crew today sucked. I was busy and they didn't post anything worth laughing or arguing about.
So your mission is to post at least 3 or 4 threads that we can argue or laugh over tomorrow.
I'm tired....going to bed....so get to work.
WMR....keep 'em in line....actually don't...make sure they don't behave.
So your mission is to post at least 3 or 4 threads that we can argue or laugh over tomorrow.
I'm tired....going to bed....so get to work.
WMR....keep 'em in line....actually don't...make sure they don't behave.
Yeah, it was everyone else's fault you SLACKER!
How about not replying to any of the threads that involved a samrt azz remark about you? huh?
That's what I thought.
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From: Pikesville, MD
Originally Posted by jamzwayne
Yeah, it was everyone else's fault you SLACKER!
How about not replying to any of the threads that involved a samrt azz remark about you? huh?
That's what I thought.
How about not replying to any of the threads that involved a samrt azz remark about you? huh?
That's what I thought.
unless someone wants to translate it for me.
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From: Your moms house
Originally Posted by vader716
I'll drink another coffee...chew on a toe nail and then maybe I'll understand this Texan....
unless someone wants to translate it for me.
unless someone wants to translate it for me.
Nevermind, I double checked...you were here, just not as active as you usually are.
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From: Pikesville, MD
Originally Posted by jamzwayne
Nevermind, I double checked...you were here, just not as active as you usually are.
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