I just saw what I put for the title , even my fricken fingers are getting fat. should be "ever wonder"

Can you cry under water?

how important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


What disease did cured ham actually have?


How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?



Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?



Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?



Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.



Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Do you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him
for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

 

I did sing those two songs by the way.

 

Not me, I don't know the words to either one.

 

Me too

 

Now you got me wondering if I've ever wonfered... and if I did, was anyone watching???

 

you mean you wonfered yourself? you must be very flexible.

after i saw what i posted i wonfered, how the duck did that happens , then i noticed the D and the F are next to each other on the ducken key board.

closer the screen in your signature, i used to play a computer game with a friend that had similar wording , in it we had to fight a troll and walk down a canyon.. same game or what you posted something else.

 

I had, I would imagine I did, because I don't think anyone else would want to, but then I'm not sure...

 

I wonfered many times, but then I became concerned that I may become addicted. So now I only wonfer a few times a day.

 

Closer, that computer screen in your sig reminds me of a Nintendo game I used to play "Shadowgate"

I try not to wonfer more than 2-3 times a week, I hear it makes your eyes go funny.

 

when i wonfered at work , everyone yelled at me. Now I only wonfer on coffee break.

 

 

I hope you don't wonfer in the break room?? You know that'll cause all sorts of rumors and innuendos