nope. for me just 30 sec.

 

you guys are retarded



BREW

 

Well we could hit most the majors, Table Rock boat down and have lunch at Big Cedar, maybe pick up some eye candy there, then spend the afternoon puting around on water toys. Rest that night by a camp fire with a few cases of beer. Then the next day we could hit Pomme De Terra, and tear the crap out of the water with some extreme water sports. Rest that night in the hospital and get healed up , Then hit Lake Ozark (only if it's a week day) cruise around visit some of the attractions you can only get to by water, plus some of the fine water side restraunts that you can only get to by water... (I can only afford one meal at one of those though....... :o ) Then that eveing we'll hit Shooters 21 or Lake Side Vibe or The Poop Deck or The Horny Toad; Or we'll just pier hop to all of them and some others.

 

If theres beer and ladies im game. Brew bring your niece, Matt bring your sister, and Zairman bring your milf, i mean mom. I plan on staying for 2 nights. I can double up one night.

 

Problem is... I'm only 18, couldn't pass for 21 even if I tried really hard. Big Cedar would be a great place to stay at/visit, and Table Rock definetly needs a day or two visit because I've gotta get my cliff jumping done Pomme De Terre sounds fun...Lake Ozark...that's pushing it. My boat gets swamped there after 8 am.

Here's what I'm thinking:
Arrive Big Cedar in the afternoon, spend evening boating, followed by dinner at the Devil's Pool Lounge or whatever it's called. Evening boat rides, etc. Next morning, boating, followed by check out around 10. Head to Bass Pro in Springfield, then Pomme De Terre for boating that night, and camping. Spend next day doing the extreme water sports that you were talking about. Camp another night. Next day...?? We could head to the Ozarks, but... How bout a STL run, some boating on the Missip, with lunch/dinner at The Loading Dock or one of the many other restaurants?

 

J, I'll bring the mom, but you've gotta watch the ankle biters then (5 and 6 yrs old)

 

No problem, you bring your sister and we'll make the swap.
Straight up trade, just like we agreed.

Hell for your sister... I'll throw in my ugly one too.

 

I'll take the neice. (He's gonna shoot me now)

 

Z no worries about being 21, you can get in any of them at 18, just can't buy... errr I mean drink....

And yes it is the Devil's Pool Lounge. For cliff jumping, there is a huge cliff at Pomme, I'm guessing about 50-60' above the water. Then the water below is over 100' deep, or atleast my 100' of anchor line can't touch bottom there. Then at Lake Ozark, there is a 100'-120' cliff at HA HA Tonka just below the Castle that everyone "else" jumps off.

 

In the extremely slim chance that I would ever let you get within 100yds of my niece, you couldn't handle her anyway. She'd kick your little ****. And if she didn't only because shes a nice girl, I WOULD!!!!!!!!!!!



Anyway, I thought you liked boys ( don't worry, I wont tell anyone)


BREW

 

I don't think I'll be jumping off the 100' at HA HA. Other than that... now who's in? Seriously....

 

You sum bish.... Shouldn't you be planning your gay cruise right about now??

 

Im game. Hell ill throw in the 16 year old too. That way the age evens out more. I hate to see you get the short end of the stick

 

Thats fine. I will throw green jelly beans on the lawn and tell them to go find them. That should give me plenty of time to finish business

 

Green jelly beans? The 6 year old would tell you you're an idiot, stuipd, retarded, etc, and the 5 year old would probably do his Power Ranger moves at you.