Super Powers: What one would you have to have
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From: Burleson/Athens/Brownsboro, TX
Originally Posted by TPC11
Hersh:
I work with a girl that say's she can make herself have an orgasm without doing anything but thinking about it. I don't know if she's full of BS but it makes for a great conversation piece when she rips one off in front of everyone in the bar. Unfortunately, she looks like road pizza.
I work with a girl that say's she can make herself have an orgasm without doing anything but thinking about it. I don't know if she's full of BS but it makes for a great conversation piece when she rips one off in front of everyone in the bar. Unfortunately, she looks like road pizza.
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Originally Posted by TPC11
Hersh:
I work with a girl that say's she can make herself have an orgasm without doing anything but thinking about it. I don't know if she's full of BS but it makes for a great conversation piece when she rips one off in front of everyone in the bar. Unfortunately, she looks like road pizza.
I work with a girl that say's she can make herself have an orgasm without doing anything but thinking about it. I don't know if she's full of BS but it makes for a great conversation piece when she rips one off in front of everyone in the bar. Unfortunately, she looks like road pizza.
I guess there's some truth to that BS about making love to a woman's mind... I'm a "hands-on" kinda guy- she's got to overcome her own mental issues!
But, speaking of "PE", harkening back to my high school days, a friend of mine (Kenny) wanted this girl (Rebecca) REAL bad. I can't lie, Rebecca was fine as hell, the kind of girl that would make you prefer a hot woman in knit pants, rather than a hottie in tight jeans... Rebecca was a year older than me, so she was two years older than Kenny.
He finally got with her, on the dance floor at least, and you know how it is in high school, a slow dance is damn-near a sexual encounter. Well, Kenny must've thought so, because that joker, you know whated all over himself, from a slow dance... I think all men have experienced "premature", but that was pre-premature.
Needless to say, for the next two years, he got clowned all the time, anytime someone remembered it. He looked like he had pi**ed all over himself; everyone saw it... If that had happened to me, I'd have left before it soaked through.Rebecca must've been making love to his mind! LOL.
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Originally Posted by Bighersh
I don't know if I'd want that ability (Mental self-orgasm)...
I guess there's some truth to that BS about making love to a woman's mind... I'm a "hands-on" kinda guy- she's got to overcome her own mental issues!
But, speaking of "PE", harkening back to my high school days, a friend of mine (Kenny) wanted this girl (Rebecca) REAL bad. I can't lie, Rebecca was fine as hell, the kind of girl that would make you prefer a hot woman in knit pants, rather than a hottie in tight jeans... Rebecca was a year older than me, so she was two years older than Kenny.
He finally got with her, on the dance floor at least, and you know how it is in high school, a slow dance is damn-near a sexual encounter. Well, Kenny must've thought so, because that joker, you know whated all over himself, from a slow dance... I think all men have experienced "premature", but that was pre-premature. Needless to say, for the next two years, he got clowned all the time, anytime someone remembered it. He looked like he had pi**ed all over himself; everyone saw it... If that had happened to me, I'd have left before it soaked through.
Rebecca must've been making love to his mind! LOL.
I guess there's some truth to that BS about making love to a woman's mind... I'm a "hands-on" kinda guy- she's got to overcome her own mental issues!
But, speaking of "PE", harkening back to my high school days, a friend of mine (Kenny) wanted this girl (Rebecca) REAL bad. I can't lie, Rebecca was fine as hell, the kind of girl that would make you prefer a hot woman in knit pants, rather than a hottie in tight jeans... Rebecca was a year older than me, so she was two years older than Kenny.
He finally got with her, on the dance floor at least, and you know how it is in high school, a slow dance is damn-near a sexual encounter. Well, Kenny must've thought so, because that joker, you know whated all over himself, from a slow dance... I think all men have experienced "premature", but that was pre-premature.
Needless to say, for the next two years, he got clowned all the time, anytime someone remembered it. He looked like he had pi**ed all over himself; everyone saw it... If that had happened to me, I'd have left before it soaked through.Rebecca must've been making love to his mind! LOL.
Boy did this thread take a left turn. Of course someone shouts out "orgasm" on this site and who knows what will happen.
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Originally Posted by Bighersh
I don't know if I'd want that ability (Mental self-orgasm)...
I guess there's some truth to that BS about making love to a woman's mind... I'm a "hands-on" kinda guy- she's got to overcome her own mental issues!
But, speaking of "PE", harkening back to my high school days, a friend of mine (Kenny) wanted this girl (Rebecca) REAL bad. I can't lie, Rebecca was fine as hell, the kind of girl that would make you prefer a hot woman in knit pants, rather than a hottie in tight jeans... Rebecca was a year older than me, so she was two years older than Kenny.
He finally got with her, on the dance floor at least, and you know how it is in high school, a slow dance is damn-near a sexual encounter. Well, Kenny must've thought so, because that joker, you know whated all over himself, from a slow dance... I think all men have experienced "premature", but that was pre-premature. Needless to say, for the next two years, he got clowned all the time, anytime someone remembered it. He looked like he had pi**ed all over himself; everyone saw it... If that had happened to me, I'd have left before it soaked through.
Rebecca must've been making love to his mind! LOL.
I guess there's some truth to that BS about making love to a woman's mind... I'm a "hands-on" kinda guy- she's got to overcome her own mental issues!
But, speaking of "PE", harkening back to my high school days, a friend of mine (Kenny) wanted this girl (Rebecca) REAL bad. I can't lie, Rebecca was fine as hell, the kind of girl that would make you prefer a hot woman in knit pants, rather than a hottie in tight jeans... Rebecca was a year older than me, so she was two years older than Kenny.
He finally got with her, on the dance floor at least, and you know how it is in high school, a slow dance is damn-near a sexual encounter. Well, Kenny must've thought so, because that joker, you know whated all over himself, from a slow dance... I think all men have experienced "premature", but that was pre-premature.
Needless to say, for the next two years, he got clowned all the time, anytime someone remembered it. He looked like he had pi**ed all over himself; everyone saw it... If that had happened to me, I'd have left before it soaked through.Rebecca must've been making love to his mind! LOL.
OMG!!!
I don't even know Kenny and I feel bad for him.
Man I'd been out of there faster than Flash Gordon on speed.
Listen up young guys, let this be a lesson, learn form young Kenny's mistake! Never go to a social event of any kind with a loaded weapon! Pump the action a time or two and make double sure that all the shells are ejected.
