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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:17 PM
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It means you want a degree from the Univ of Texas and you want to live in Austin.

Good one...
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:21 PM
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Maybe you're dreaming about sex because you fear that you're not doing it right. Maybe you fear that your wife is having so much with you, not because you're a stud, but because she keeps hoping you'll finally be good at it and please her for once. In that sense, the dream thing is not a crock (interesting how you use that word as it is so close to c0*k) but rather a manifestation of your fears and shortcomings (so to speak).

PS . . . just messing with you.
That was the first 3 or 4 years of marriage.

Then we moved away from Denver, and got rid of a ton of stress. It was off to the races for both of us for a few years.

After that, I started getting older, and perfected my craft with a little help from the wife...you know...don't bite this...do bite that......grind on this side too.......stop singing........I really don't care for honey on that.........no, women don't really like doing that......and so on.

The last 10 or 12 years have been fantastic. We kind of go through seasons and stuff. Some months dwindle down to just the 4 or 5 times on the weekends, but right now, the burner's on high.

So, what say you Dr. Kobi? Any more stellar insight?
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:25 PM
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Give this a rest and you'll be fine.
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:30 PM
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ya see I have this "friend" that still has nightmares and when I.... no my "friend" wakes up and drives over to his parents place and asks to sleep with is mom and dad for the night. Ya, see my "friend" is 30. Is that wrong??

 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:34 PM
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ya see I have this "friend" that still has nightmares and when I.... no my "friend" wakes up and drives over to his parents place and asks to sleep with is mom and dad for the night. Ya, see my "friend" is 30. Is that wrong??

You are just 30? Good Grief!
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:35 PM
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ya see I have this "friend" that still has nightmares and when I.... no my "friend" wakes up and drives over to his parents place and asks to sleep with is mom and dad for the night. Ya, see my "friend" is 30. Is that wrong??
Originally Posted by bluejay432000
You are just 30? Good Grief!

Yeah, Jim is like, what? 90? and he still does that.






 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:48 PM
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oh good. Man I feel better now....no no.. my "friend" will feel better now. Oh is it wrong that my "friend" still has a cabage patch kid and security banket??
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:50 PM
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Yeah, Jim is like, what? 90? and he still does that.






If I am 90, I am in better shape than I realized!
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:53 PM
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If I am 90, I am in better shape than I realized!



Man, I am so glad you can take a joke.

 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 04:17 PM
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 04:35 PM
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I had a dream about a two months ago that was weird. I dreamed I was young again (10 or 11), and my family and I were living in an old house that had a big forest for a backyard. There was a dirt road going all the way around the forest. On the right side of the forest, there were four or five big giant men running like a stampede of cattle on the dirt trail. They were stirring up dust they were running so fast. I could feel the ground shake even though it seemed they were two miles away. On the left side, there was one single giant running. I think he was trying to get away from the other five giants. It was almost dark outside. I was standing on the back porch watching this go down, when the one giant started running up towards my house. I ran in the house and hid. I could hear him coming, boom, boom, boom! Then all the noise stopped. I looked around from behind the refridgerator, and I saw the giant with his back to the wall all hunkered down, catching his breath. I stood there terrorized with fear. Then he looked at me, but I only saw half of his face through the darkness. And he said to me, "Bury your treasures, and remember the throne." Then I woke up in shock.

This is a true story of a dream I had, and will never forget. Some will believe I'm full of shiat, but I believe dreams have meaning. Like a message sent from another place in time to warn us of future events, to send us valuable information we may need to reach our life goals, and beyond.

I don't believe this dream I had was just some random nonsense dream. I believe this dream wanted my full undivided attention. I've never had a dream like that before. It was so detailed, and the noises and the emotions seemed so life-like. And it had an "actual message" from an "actual being".

I think it was an Angel trying to tell me to bury my earthly treasures, and seek God and come to his throne bearing gifts. In other words, put God first before material things. That's just my translation.
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
I have had a few dreams over the past couple of weeks that involve tornado's. Now, I'm a weather nut, and I love meteorology. So I decided to look up what these dreams might mean. (Everything has a meaning of some sort, right?) I went to: Dream Moods (the site is kinda ghey) and this is what I found out...



Tornado

To see a tornado in your dream, suggests that you are experiencing some extreme emotional outbursts and temper tantrums. Is there a situation or relationship in your life that may be potentially destructive?

To dream that you are in a tornado, signifies that you are feeling overwhelmed and out of control. You will be met with a series of disappointments for the next week or so. Your plans will be filled with complications.

To see several tornadoes in your dream, represent people around you who are prone to violent outbursts and shifting mood swings. It may also symbolize a volatile situation or relationship.



Not really what I was planning on finding out....but interesting to say the least. I cant say I've had any "temper tantrums" or "emotional outbursts". I am having a problem with my mother at the moment, but I doubt that's it. Everything in my life seems rather calm and peaceful, minus this damn job.


Any other ideas?
I've had dreams of tornadoes before. Nothing bad happened.
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by 1969Mach
That was the first 3 or 4 years of marriage.

Then we moved away from Denver, and got rid of a ton of stress. It was off to the races for both of us for a few years.
Blah, blah, blah, yap, yap, yap . . .

So, what say you Dr. Kobi? Any more stellar insight?
Since you're not paying me 250 bucks an hour, I ain't talking. Besides, that was way too much info.

Thanks for sharing.
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
I have had a few dreams over the past couple of weeks that involve tornado's. Now, I'm a weather nut, and I love meteorology. So I decided to look up what these dreams might mean. (Everything has a meaning of some sort, right?) I went to: Dream Moods (the site is kinda ghey) and this is what I found out...



Tornado

To see a tornado in your dream, suggests that you are experiencing some extreme emotional outbursts and temper tantrums. Is there a situation or relationship in your life that may be potentially destructive?

To dream that you are in a tornado, signifies that you are feeling overwhelmed and out of control. You will be met with a series of disappointments for the next week or so. Your plans will be filled with complications.

To see several tornadoes in your dream, represent people around you who are prone to violent outbursts and shifting mood swings. It may also symbolize a volatile situation or relationship.



Not really what I was planning on finding out....but interesting to say the least. I cant say I've had any "temper tantrums" or "emotional outbursts". I am having a problem with my mother at the moment, but I doubt that's it. Everything in my life seems rather calm and peaceful, minus this damn job.


Any other ideas?

dude! I've been having this weather nightmare too the last couple days! Not a tornado I don't think, but I'm in my house when the wind starts to blow so hard the our house is tipping over on it's side! It's like its so real, then you wake up from being so intense!

normally I wouldn't care about a one night dream like that, but going on 2 nights in a row??? same dream and it ends about the same time when the house begins to fall over both times?? that freaks me out
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by 3valve
I had a dream last night I was a muffler.






















I woke up exhausted.







( Stupid? Yes. Repost? Maybe, didn't check.)



 
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