I got a ticket for being in a 15 minute parking spot for 22 minutes. the next week the same lesbo cop and her lesbo sidekick BOXED ME IN for driving through a water puddle and hit me with a wreckless driving ticket.

the only other ticket I have gotten was when me and a friend were headin home from the lake. it was getting dark and my friend didnt know how to get home so he was following me. we were going through a part of town that cops ALWAYS shoot radar so I sat my cruise control at like 48 (speed limit was 45). I look up in my rear view mirror and I see my friend getting pulled over so I pulled over as well because he didnt have a clue where he was. after the cop gave my friend a ticket he started walking up to my truck. I stuck my head out the window and told him I was fine and that I was just waiting for my friend because he didnt know how to get home. he walked up to my window and asked me for my license and registration. I was like what do you need them for and then he asked me if I knew how fast I was going. I told him yea I had my cruise set at about 47 or 48 and he was like yea ok I clocked you at 70 and was a total ***. I started laughing because I was in a big truck with a trailer with about 5 atv's on it. I dont even drive 70 on the interstate, much less a part of town that I KNOW cops shoot radar all the time. I was so pissed off and I'm sure telling him all that didnt help me any. oh well, I ended up not having to pay the fine but I am still mad about that.

those are the only 3 tickets I have gotten and all 3 of them have been total bullcrap. I cant even count how many times I have gotten away with stuff or ran from the cops though so I guess it was just inevitable for me to keep a clean record.

 

no tickets...now for the novel.....
wrecks...
1. my 90 ford tempo...lost breaks and slamed into stop sign...i guess i stoped...
2. my 86 mote carlo...a little to much power for a 16 year old...it had a 454 in it and i ended up in a farmers feild aroun a light pole...
3. my frist truck..a 97 b series 4x4 ended up slaming into a tree
4.99 wrx sti..something went wronge and i slamed the car into the side of a barn....
5. about 30 mins after #4. 2001 sti found its way into a pond after rolling twice
6.vw bettle can't remeber year...i ended parking it in a swimming pool......that was a fun weekend
7. 90 ford mustang with a 429 in it i fliped it on the highway...i had a blow out...

now on to the bikes

8. buell blast....trying to show of on my frist bike ended up in my front yard...
9. gsx 650... it started raining and i lost controll slid for about 100 ft
10. busa 1100 * this one hurt* i was run off the road by a ford ranger in springfeild MO...i sufferd broken ribs from this one....

i'm only 20 so i've been in a hell of alota wreaks in the last 4 years...
#10 was the one that hurt the most i didn't even drive my truck for almost 6 weeks...i was that shook up...

 

I don't want to jinx myself.

 

Ive had my license since the begining of april and I already have two tickets, one for speeding(80 in a 45) and another for crossing a double yellow line That wasnt a neccesary ticket.

 

Got one for burnin out of the hooters parking lot. Honest mistake.

 

25 years, three tickets, all for speeding. No accidents. A deer did dent one of my fenders last month but he hit me.