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Yep, and we put cards in the spokes to make a beautiful sound. The cards would cause the spokes to back off, so we used pliers to tighten them. Didn't have a special tool.

 

It was like this one...


Multi-functional
I'm not sure what all of parts do but, I think five of them are for keying cars.

 

 

That looks like a Swiss Army Tool Kit, not a bike tool, and I count 10 tools for keying a car.

 

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**** on their door handle...that'll stop them.

Duke

 

What pisses me off, is the wise-*** that will park his or her car at an angle, to touch or cross both lines...

Now, if this is at a store/locale that has many other parking spaces. I'm not offended. But, if parking is at a premium, and you take 2-3 spaces for your car- I probably won't do anything to it, still- but, just know...

All it takes is two fingers, a half-way decent fingernail, and some patience to flatten 4 tires...
No damage done; just inconvenient as Hell.

 

That is about the equivalent of the kerry stickers on the windshield!

 

More about keying vehicles...Shortened version

Had a '95 Ford truck I thought was fast. A second cousin of mine who was dating this girl that I have a bit of a history with (I told her she kissed like a horse, her mom called and bitched me out) came up behind me and tried to pass me. I didn't let him around, he didn't let off and I didn't let off. He finally did because his Chevy just couldn't pass the ol' Ford. Later at the ballgame we were both going to he said he was going to whoop my a$$, but he didn't touch me.

That night we saw his truck in the parking lot. My buddy jumped out, and I said "hide his center caps or something" The next thing he said was "Hey, watch this" Two hands, keyed the shiznit out of his truck. Me and the guy who got his truck keyed have never gotten along since. He still thinks I done it.

 

From the title I thought this was a survey thread.....

I had a guy park like that next to my wifes exploder one time, broad day light in wal mart parking lot. We were there first, he pulled in, crossed the line and parked that close to us. Luckily, little did he know we were walking out and I seen him pull in. I got to the car and looked at his park job for a minute, then hollered at him as he was walking in. BTW it was in an older chevy flat bed, looked like a farm truck. Home made heavy steel hitch hanging underneth it, etc.
Bubba turns around and comes back up. I asked him to move his truck and get it in the lines so we could get in our car and out of the parking space. He laughed and said F you then started to walk off. I said, alright, I'll call my buddy he'll bring his tow truck and you can come get you car in impound. This got his attention, he stoped, turned around and came back again. He said are you a cop? I said NO, at that he swung.. noooo I could have never have seen that coming..... hehe
So I leaned back and watched his fist go by, then I leg sweeped him and pushed his head with my left hand, shoving his head into the ball of his hitch. Blood went every where, all over me, the ground, it was nasty. Bubba's now rolling around on the ground moaning holding his splitting headache. A true one hit wonder, except I never technically hit him. I was hoping for more than that.... I then asked, would you kindly move your truck... He pulls himself up and hanging on to the bed to make his way to the cab. He says, I'm sueing you.... I said look behind me, see that lamp post? See that camera mounted on it? It caught it all! With a smirk I finished with, I dont think you have a leg to stand on. He stared at me, almost for a split second thinking about going for round two, but he decided better.
He got in and I stepped back, I fully expected him to turn the wheel and smack my Explorer on purpose, but he didn't. Instead he pulled out and left the lot. We got in and left too, later a freind at the police staion told me the guy came up and filed a report. They had to go pull the security tape and the officers laughed the whole time. Charges were droped before they ever came to me and bubba had to go get some stitches.
Bubba wasn't his real name, I found out through my friends what his name was incase I needed it later, but bubba is funnier for the story. I never heard from bubba again.

 

Backed into the mothers car 2 nights ago. I rarely park in the garage but it's an unwritten rule to park as far over in the driveway as possible so the big black truck can get out. God knows I can't see anything at night behind me when the driveway is downhill. So I'm backing out and all I hear is crunch and felt like I was wedged in the garage. I jump out and am looking on my roof to see if the truck grew and couldn't fit out (thought maybe my sunroof was open). My buddy jumps out of his truck and tells me I hit the car. Sure enough I crushed the hell out of her front end. It's a 97 Nissan Maxima, nice car with black leather inside, black exterior, it's a pretty nice car for a Nissan. I smashed her bumper in, her fender and her headlight. My bumper is unscathed, these chrome bumpers are TOUGH. I have her paint on it still but I was able to just rub it off and there is not a scratch. Pics will come soon, partially her fault but the blame is on me for not making sure I could fit by, dammit.

Her car is pretty smashed in for having no damage myself. Nissan 0 - Ford 1.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA I've done the same thing to non-parking idiots! When people cant park, they get the stupid treatment.

 

Just keep in mind that sometimes, people are parked stupid because of the way other cars were parked, and they don't feel like being an *** in return until they see this crap.

The dope that was previously on the passenger side of that Grand Am may have been parked like an idiot, and so the Grand Am parked far enough away and tried to stay his/her best within his/her spot while there was a compact car park in the spot that the Burb is in now. Those cars leave, the Burb pulls up, and now, he's being an *** to someone who wasn't trying to be idiot.

It's rare that it happens that way, but it's happened to me before. Luckily it was in my old 68 F 250 with Iron thick doors, and if you yank them open enough times, the lighter sheet metal on today's car gives way pretty easily. That person probably gave up on "teaching lessons" that day on his way to get the door dents out.

If I'm the Grand Am owner, I help this *** go back to being a student with glass all over his/her seat, and not a teacher.

 

When I first started dating the woman who was to become Mrs. OnBelay, I knew there was something special about her. I figured it out for sure when someone parked right on the line like that, and she asked me if I had a piece of paper. She wrote them a note that said "If you **** like you park, you must never get it in!"

Up to that point, I had never heard a four letter word out of her mouth, not even a hint...