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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 02:45 AM
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Just what the world needs . . .

A Steven Seagal Energy Drink.

Although the SVT division of Ford is, for all intents and purposes, dead, and the Lightning is totally dead (as opposed to only mostly dead), those of us who are Lightning fans can take comfort in the fact that Steven Seagal has an energy drink out now called: Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt.

Seriously.

I couldn't possibly make this stuff up!

I read a review of it and I must say it it one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.

Check it out.

http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/a...asp?Id=0000006
 
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 03:27 AM
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that fatass needs to fade into nothingness

i almost shat myself laughing going through the program guide on my tv when a movie of his popped up called "today you die"
 
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 09:10 AM
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Someone will buy it....
 
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 09:22 AM
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So I guess if I siad I liked Steven Seagal, I'd be alone in here...:o
 
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by 98Lariet4x4
So I guess if I siad I liked Steven Seagal, I'd be alone in here...:o
Probably.
 
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by 98Lariet4x4
So I guess if I siad I liked Steven Seagal, I'd be alone in here...:o
No actually I thought he was cool...I think he has passed his prime but still.

Then again I liked the movie Bloodsport too so that shows you how refined my taste in movies is.

(oh yea I liked Road House too )
 
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 09:37 AM
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No actually I thought he was cool...I think he has passed his prime but still.

Then again I liked the movie Bloodsport too so that shows you how refined my taste in movies is.

(oh yea I liked Road House too )

Bloodsport is a classic, Bloodsport 2 sucked, and Under Seige should be a role model by which all other movies are judged...
 
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 09:45 AM
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I just can't see him as an energy anything these days. He was OK in his day but that day was a long time and several pounds ago!
 
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 09:47 AM
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Looks like he needs a BRA!!!
 
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 09:50 AM
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Under Siege was great, Part 2 sucked donkey d***. Bloodsport, All time Classic movie...one of the best VanDam movies, Kickboxer being the other,,Lionheart almost makes it..but all the way downhill since those movies..

Roadhouse, come on, that is a GREAT!!!! flick...I remember back when I first saw it...I heard my favorite pickup line..."you're going to be my reagular Saturday night thing, Baby!" and who didnt want to learn the throat ripper out claw move...never saw that on any Kung Fu flicks, So Dalton must have studied some ANCIENT form of Martial Arts
 
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 09:52 AM
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I agree Bloodsport 2 & Under Seige 2 both sucked.

Happy day when I saw Roadhouse on DVD at Target for like 9 bucks....bought it in a second...

Kickboxer was ok but the rest of his movies really sucked.
 
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 09:56 AM
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[LAMENT] Oh dear God, what have I started!!!!! [/LAMENT]
 
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by kobiashi
[LAMENT] Oh dear God, what have I started!!!!! [/LAMENT]

Suffer kobi, suffer....

No one is better than Chuck Norris, though...
 
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 10:08 AM
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[LAMENT] Oh dear God, what have I started!!!!! [/LAMENT]
See you can't post a thread like that and expect anything less than mindless drivel. We couldn't for example debate about energy drinks and their negative effect on your health.

Not here...nope not happening.

We'll find the lowest common denominator and work our way down from there.

In this case I believe it is definitely Steven Seagal.

 
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by vader716
We'll find the lowest common denominator and work our way down from there.

In this case I believe it is definitely Steven Seagal.

No way; Seagal rocks. I love to watch his movies late at night when stuck on the couch. Makes me feel just a bit like a man.
 
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