i wonder how long before i fall off?

...zap!

 

These straps sure are starting to hurt.

 

I knew these military budget cuts would catch up sooner or later.

 

While the M16A4 is a formidable ground fighting weapon, testing is continuing as an airborne weapons platform. The .223 caliber round is very effective even from altitudes of 1000 feet or more; but the mounting and guidance system is still plagued with defects. Engineers are continuing to assess the problem.

 

Military prepares for mock engagements against the Iraqi Air Force

(big loser at last night's poker game shown above)

 

"Bungee cords sure make for a rough ride"

"I gotta pee"

"I thought "SAM" meant "Surface to Air Missile", not ME Sam"

"And I thought the bugs were bad when I ride my Harley"

"My toe itches something terrible"

 

To Kim Jong Il:

Haaay-roooooooooo!!!
Here Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy!!!!!

 

Gentlman, this is the future of our armed forces if Hiliary becomes Commander In Chief. Is this a war fighting machine you'd like to leave to protect your kids?

 

That depends....is Hillary a gunner

 

Budget cuts in smart bomb development and prodcution have led to this...

 

One retired USAF fighter jock to another: "Remember that day we had to re-arm at a USMC base?"

 

And here we see the new "top secret weaponry" the Air Force has been testing. Said to be very effective because of the surprise factor. Apparently the enemy is so surprised by the man hanging below the wing that they just stand and stare, enabling the shooter to pluck them off like sitting ducks. Volunteers for the new position are slow in coming and the AF is considering special pay and other incentives to encourage recruits to participate.

 

 

Yes Kobi.... did you have something to say?