raised by competetive migratory Canadian geese, Rob "the Honker" Kazulinski, was going to make sure things "went his way", on the race back home this year.

 

Donald Rumsfeld:
"Yes, we do have contractors working the forward theater and they are doing an outstanding job keeping our equipment serviced and armed. Haliburton in particular has a zero defect record of performance and you've just got to stop paying attention to these wild reports that are put out by the left wing media.
Next question. Yes, the lady with the purple hat..."

 

UH-OH, out of ammo, time to roll over and drop the bombs!

 

So, I take it that no one gets it Kobi. I think it's funny as all get out...

 

I think we got it. All of us of Polish decent just took exception. There is a hit squad on the way.

 

Kobi, watch the skies for low flying aircraft with angry fat bald guys strapped under the wing.

 

I build F-16's for Poland and the armament doesn't look like that!

 

This is our new under-wing HUD. No input required by the pilot.

 

1. Smart Bomb
2. Before today, Air Force enlisted personnel thought only the officers went to war, until now...
3. That's what I get for not reading the fine print on that contract.
4. I said I needed a jock strap, you idiots!
5. He's not starting the engine, is he?
6. Damn, this M-16's getting heavy.
7. I said I wanted forearms like Popeye, but this isn't the workout I had in mind.
8. I knew I should have gone Navy!
9. That's what I get for going to the MEPS station, drunk.
10. I knew I should have spent more time picking my MOS.
11. I'll never re-enlist again, that's for damn-sure.
12. Takes Force21 modernization to an entirely new level.

 

Yemenese fighter plane