ur right, and Katie and I are "Expecting" too. She's in her 3rd month. It was just one of those freak accidents, but neither of us have any regrets. Just always kept it this to myself, but I'm looking forward to either having a son or daughter. This way I can keep my mind off a lot of things

 

WHAT?!??!??!? REALLY?

 

Well if your not joking.... Let me be the first to say, congratulations!

but wait.... You'll share a story about an apperition in the back seat, and a seance.... and your many opther wild outrageous adventures, but you didn't want to share your good news????

WTF Dude????

 

Yeah, I'm with ^^^

Congrats as long as the "expectation" isn't an apparition...

Aw heck, even if it is... CONGRATS... give our best to Katie too...

I can't wait for 7 months down the road...

"How to stop birds from flying into my kids stroller"

 

lol thanks guys. For some reason I keep a lot of personal stuff secret from this bored for some reason, and all the weird stuff that happens I share. yeah yeah yeah, I know, I'm weird like that

 

Congrats Matt

 

Well now. This is the way it is supposed to be, we could give a **** about your personal stuff, keep the weird **** coming.

Congrats on Mattineer Jr. Now go marry this Katie chick, while she will still look good in the wedding dress.

 

Once again, I stand by MY ruling that Tritoneer's entire existence is a farce...

Either that or a walking jynx and permanent idgit...

I just can't see how anyone would deliberately offer up story after story that makes him look like a blooming idiot and keeps something as normal (NOT condoning it) as unwed parenthood a secret...


In the immortal words of Carlos Mencia... "DUNT DU DUH..."

 

Mattineer procreated!!!!!!!! Holy shi#!!!!!

Just kidding. Congratulations.

 

Congrats Matt. That is kind of scary you having a kid tho. Hopefully it does not go through the same things you go through.....

 

Drink a beer, offer your strange apparitions a peace offering of their favorite brew, perhaps there's a message your missing because your human nature is over analyzing every thing in 111,000 times zoom power, perhaps your guest was their to watch out for you, had you not turned off the road, some freakish accident may have taken you before your time of supreme entitlement..

Spin it wisely my friend, The few that know will never tell...
Congrats on the Little mountianeer.... You have a hell of lot of practical life experience to share....

 

I strongly advise you let Katie name the kid and let her fill out the hospital paperwork.

No child should go through life with a name like.... Brain

 

Touchet

 

too funny.....
That put me on the floor.


congratulations on the future child.

 

That's hysterical!!!!