And then Mattineer says......."I see dead people!!!"

 

WARNING!! WARNING!! WARNING!!


DO NOT WALK IN FRONT OF ANY BLACK MOUNTAINEERS IN A MC DONALD'S PARKING LOT.



There's already been one nut case mowing down people this week.

 

Mattineer, just call Art Bell on "Coast-To-Coast AM" later this evening -- I'm sure you'll get a sympathetic ear.....

 

You know we are all getting a big laugh out of this but what if...

...he is telling the truth.

What if there really is a ghost after him?
What if it gets him when he goes to bed tonight and turns off the light?

Bet you all won't be laughing then will ya?
Won't be so funny then will it?
Makes you think you don't want to be in his shoes doesn't it?

Matt be sure an check in with us tomorrow,
if you still walk among the Living.

(otherwise, knock three times if the elevator went up, two times if it went down)

 

Well if it is a ghost, it has to be that same damn suffer catting ghost!!!! Maybe he should have an exorcism.

 

Can't ghosts be exorcised by having a tree fall on your house???

 

Just got back and seen this. Hey at least you have someone to help with that tree now. Sorry been away for a few days so the tree thing may have been resolved, I haven't gotten that far yet.

 

I can recomend my therapist, he has become so succesful, that he has drive through therapy sessions. He gives me cheeseburgers after the sessions. Do what I do and I just ignore his question of " excuse me sir.... Would you like that supersized/" and I just keep talking.

No Mat. Really, is there large amounts of stress in your life...,,

 

Did you notice if there was a dramatic temperature drop in the back seat area? What were the energy field readings in that spot? High? Low? Normal? Did you notice any orbs, dark shadows, or ecto-plasmic mists during this haunting? Give us some more info so we can rule out the obvious.

 

None of that has anything to do with the Supernatural.
Those things happen when I eat at Taco Bell.

 

could it be that the back seat passenger, as is, Katie an imaginative person.

 

Yeah, it was problably that chaloopa monster. Many people have claimed to have seen him in their back seats. They say you can smell the odor of a hot smelly fart right before he shows his presence. I say it's BS though.

 

Where's Dan Aykroyd when you need him?

 

You guys are all wrong... Here's what really happened:
It was your soul, who got lost while trying to return to your body after leaving at night. See, he got up to take a whiz, and then wandered downstairs for a drink of OJ. However, he got lost because of a large tree that had split the hous in two. The only way for him to go was out of the house. Then the hulks in the backyard scared the bejeezus out of him, and he took off running. He was so scared he didn't watch where he was going, and ran across someone's campfire, and learned that "Stop, Drop and Roll" does not work. After getting over that hurdle, he makes his way back to the house, but he can't get in through the swarm of robins, who are, strangely enough, bouncing off the windows. So he follows the tire tracks in the yard to the Mountaineer, where he just waits for you to get in so he can reposess your body.

Now was that so hard to figure out?