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Old May 24, 2006 | 08:21 AM
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serotta's bike ride

serotta was attempting to bicycle from Phoenix to the Grand Canyon.
He made it across the desert without incident, but when he reached the mountains, the steep grade wore him down. So, he decides to hitchhike.
Some time later, a Lightning approaches and offers serotta ride, but then says: "Your bicycle won't fit in the trunk with my tonneau cover."
So, the driver goes behind the seat and takes out a piece of rope.
Then, he ties one end of the rope to the bicycle and the other end to his bumper.
"You've got a horn on your bike... If I go too fast, honk your horn and I'll slow down."
This scheme worked well for several miles, until a Corvette zooms past.
Not to be outdone, the Lightning takes off in pursuit with the bicycle still in tow.
The car and truck fly through a speed zone, and a trooper's radar gun clocks them traveling at 120 mph.
The trooper radios ahead to another officer and says,
"You've got two vehicles headed your way and they're both doing over 120 mph."
"10-4 good buddy," replies the fellow trooper. "I'll get 'em."
The first trooper hesitates a moment, then adds,
"And, you're not going to believe this... there's a guy following on a bicycle and he's honking to pass!"
 
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Old May 24, 2006 | 09:02 AM
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Old May 24, 2006 | 09:26 AM
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Very funny. Now what inspired that?
 
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Old May 24, 2006 | 09:32 AM
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I should have seen it coming but I didn't....good one
 
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Old May 25, 2006 | 03:05 AM
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Old May 25, 2006 | 10:33 AM
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I've been gone a couple of days, and it appears to be getting pretty "deep" in here:

 

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Old May 25, 2006 | 10:41 AM
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I am pretty sure I posted a comment in this thread yesterday...hmm

Am I slowly being removed from F150online? Steve? RP? clonetek? Silver 2000?

.....Or, am I loosing my mind?
 
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Old May 25, 2006 | 10:55 AM
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.....Or, am I loosing my mind?
Me too, I don't remember writing it.
 
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Old May 25, 2006 | 11:28 AM
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My mind is still just a blur from trying to follow that damn 01 don't ask me!!!!!
 
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Old May 26, 2006 | 09:53 AM
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Richie Cunningham here.... Ahh, where's that picture?? Kind of swampy wasn't it?
 
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Old May 26, 2006 | 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by RockPick
Richie Cunningham here.... Ahh, where's that picture?? Kind of swampy wasn't it?
I would say this is similar to a nuclear standoff amoung countries. I have your pics, you have mine, therefore both are cautious about firing the first shot.
 
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