serotta's bike ride
serotta's bike ride
serotta was attempting to bicycle from Phoenix to the Grand Canyon.
He made it across the desert without incident, but when he reached the mountains, the steep grade wore him down. So, he decides to hitchhike.
Some time later, a Lightning approaches and offers serotta ride, but then says: "Your bicycle won't fit in the trunk with my tonneau cover."
So, the driver goes behind the seat and takes out a piece of rope.
Then, he ties one end of the rope to the bicycle and the other end to his bumper.
"You've got a horn on your bike... If I go too fast, honk your horn and I'll slow down."
This scheme worked well for several miles, until a Corvette zooms past.
Not to be outdone, the Lightning takes off in pursuit with the bicycle still in tow.
The car and truck fly through a speed zone, and a trooper's radar gun clocks them traveling at 120 mph.
The trooper radios ahead to another officer and says,
"You've got two vehicles headed your way and they're both doing over 120 mph."
"10-4 good buddy," replies the fellow trooper. "I'll get 'em."
The first trooper hesitates a moment, then adds,
"And, you're not going to believe this... there's a guy following on a bicycle and he's honking to pass!"
He made it across the desert without incident, but when he reached the mountains, the steep grade wore him down. So, he decides to hitchhike.
Some time later, a Lightning approaches and offers serotta ride, but then says: "Your bicycle won't fit in the trunk with my tonneau cover."
So, the driver goes behind the seat and takes out a piece of rope.
Then, he ties one end of the rope to the bicycle and the other end to his bumper.
"You've got a horn on your bike... If I go too fast, honk your horn and I'll slow down."
This scheme worked well for several miles, until a Corvette zooms past.
Not to be outdone, the Lightning takes off in pursuit with the bicycle still in tow.
The car and truck fly through a speed zone, and a trooper's radar gun clocks them traveling at 120 mph.
The trooper radios ahead to another officer and says,
"You've got two vehicles headed your way and they're both doing over 120 mph."
"10-4 good buddy," replies the fellow trooper. "I'll get 'em."
The first trooper hesitates a moment, then adds,
"And, you're not going to believe this... there's a guy following on a bicycle and he's honking to pass!"
I am pretty sure I posted a comment in this thread yesterday...hmm
Am I slowly being removed from F150online? Steve? RP? clonetek? Silver 2000?
.....Or, am I loosing my mind?
Am I slowly being removed from F150online? Steve? RP? clonetek? Silver 2000?
.....Or, am I loosing my mind?
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Originally Posted by RockPick
Richie Cunningham here.... Ahh, where's that picture?? Kind of swampy wasn't it?







