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Raoul May 24, 2006 08:21 AM

serotta's bike ride
 
serotta was attempting to bicycle from Phoenix to the Grand Canyon.
He made it across the desert without incident, but when he reached the mountains, the steep grade wore him down. So, he decides to hitchhike.
Some time later, a Lightning approaches and offers serotta ride, but then says: "Your bicycle won't fit in the trunk with my tonneau cover."
So, the driver goes behind the seat and takes out a piece of rope.
Then, he ties one end of the rope to the bicycle and the other end to his bumper.
"You've got a horn on your bike... If I go too fast, honk your horn and I'll slow down."
This scheme worked well for several miles, until a Corvette zooms past.
Not to be outdone, the Lightning takes off in pursuit with the bicycle still in tow.
The car and truck fly through a speed zone, and a trooper's radar gun clocks them traveling at 120 mph.
The trooper radios ahead to another officer and says,
"You've got two vehicles headed your way and they're both doing over 120 mph."
"10-4 good buddy," replies the fellow trooper. "I'll get 'em."
The first trooper hesitates a moment, then adds,
"And, you're not going to believe this... there's a guy following on a bicycle and he's honking to pass!"

closer9 May 24, 2006 09:02 AM

:lol:

Bluejay May 24, 2006 09:26 AM

Very funny. Now what inspired that?

vader716 May 24, 2006 09:32 AM

:lol:

I should have seen it coming but I didn't....good one

wild-mtn-rose May 25, 2006 03:05 AM

:lol: :lol:

serotta May 25, 2006 10:33 AM

I've been gone a couple of days, and it appears to be getting pretty "deep" in here::devil:

https://www.f150online.com/galleries...751-159867.jpg:devil:

jamzwayne May 25, 2006 10:41 AM

I am pretty sure I posted a comment in this thread yesterday...hmm

Am I slowly being removed from F150online? Steve? RP? clonetek? Silver 2000?

.....Or, am I loosing my mind? :confused:

Raoul May 25, 2006 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by jamzwayne
.....Or, am I loosing my mind? :confused:

Me too, I don't remember writing it.:confused:

serotta May 25, 2006 11:28 AM

My mind is still just a blur from trying to follow that damn 01 don't ask me!!!!!

Rockpick May 26, 2006 09:53 AM

Richie Cunningham here.... Ahh, where's that picture?? Kind of swampy wasn't it?

serotta May 26, 2006 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by RockPick
Richie Cunningham here.... Ahh, where's that picture?? Kind of swampy wasn't it?

I would say this is similar to a nuclear standoff amoung countries. I have your pics, you have mine, therefore both are cautious about firing the first shot. :bandito:


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