got up in a pissey mood ...why?
dont know...
sometimes it just happens....

anyway i went to get gas for the mower and a sunday paper..
leaving the gas station..i'm coming to a light (green) and suddenly i get passed on the right by some a-hole in a infinity egg shell ugly looking thing...(i'm in the dump truck)

well in my book passing on the right is a no no..expecially when theres no double lane to the light...

"so? ya wanna play games?" i say to myself

well i got so close to this idiot ..you could not put a piece of paper between us @ 50 mph....

come up to a red light (intersection)
he stops
rolls down the window to start yappin'

now on my right the road comes up a hill to the light..
here comes a police cruser (my neighbor of all people ) the a- hole is yapping something..kevin (police) cant see me open my door to "comfront" this idiot..
a hole sees me open the door..blows thru the red light..
gets pulled over instantly!

i drive by and wave to kevin...

made my day...



dont f*c* with something 3 times your size...

one way or another you will loose

...zap!

 

Heh, cool!
My dad will do that once in awhile in his F-450, all they see is your grill/bumper in their rearview mirror.

 

Glad your in a better mood now.

 

I've done that once or twice myself but my wife always gets upset because people are crazy these days and may even have a gun in their vehicle. I'd never do that unless I was alone, people are too crazy. I know one person here got shot and killed confronting another driver, they called it road rage and the guy in the car got off light because his lawyer said he "feared for his life."

 

I hate getting up on the wrong side of the bed. I think it might have something to do with a dream you had where someone pi$$ed you off.

 

When I used to drive truck and would run across some a-hole like that, I had several solutions.


1) let it go.... Not likely...


2) I had an rubber suction dart gun that I had written f-you on the suction cup and i would shoot it at the side window, if the difflection was not to bad it would stick. Try that now and you would probably go to jail.


3) if there was a speed trap ahead i would pace the car where the exhaust dumped out and keep the revs up. Know one likes to be beside a noisy truck so they would speed up and so would I. I would run them up untill they were speeding and in to the radar trap.

4) and as one of my releif drivers did once was to ram some guy.




Glad I am out of that business.

 

Ever get that urge to push that special person into the intersection so that dump truck that is approaching can t-bone them..

 

Who says the cops are never there when you need them!

 

I pushed my buddy's Jeep Cherokee into an intersection once with my truck, it was funny as hell.