A woman driving a mini van pull's out in front of me and for a brief second I'm tempted to hit the van, but I hooked my horn, once as a warning shoulder checked and turned into the right lane be side me, I pass her than stop at a red light to make a left turn.

She pulls' up beside me, and motions for me to roll down my window, I roll down the passenger window and she ask's if I honked at her, Yes, I replied "you turned in front of me."

F A H she replies, I did not sese you signal, just because you drive a truck you thing you own the road G D A H.

I did not reply, than she drives off stops at the red light, than put's the van in reverse and accelerates back to where I'm stoped, I see her drivers window rolling down Than Crabam, she backed into a taxi traveling with the flow of trafic, The crown Vic pushed her a good forty feet...

Cabbie was a east indian who could hardly speak english, but I'm sure I heard every pun jabi swear word in the book, I stayed until the police arrived, gave my statement and left...

Thankfuly thier wer no kids in the mini van, and she was a verry fine looking lady but geaze I honk my horn at a car that cut me off and the driver goes wacko....

 

I have all my road rage fun with the PA on my CB

It's pretty funny, watching everone look at everyone else to see who the heck just said something to them...

 

Maybe I need to get me one of them, I would have all kinds of fun.

 

Definitely the funnest think I've put on my truck... about $70 for a decent CB, then another $15 for a good PA speaker, and you're in business...
The best is yelling at teenage punks who think they own the streets in the neighborhood and I'm talking about the ones on foot!!!
I did some dumb crap as a kid, but playing in the street was never one of them... I guess they missed the 'Law of the Masses' class...

 

Its also funny when you do it through a drive up. You can see everyone looking around in there vehicles and inside the store.

 

Especially at a place like Sonic, where you can get a bunch of people at a time...

 

Women and dogs are both alike: Sometimes, talkin' to just don't work.



And a PA/CB is BY FAR the funnest thing I have added to my truck. I've been refused service in drive thru's before, "Sir, you cannot order with a megaphone." Me: "I don't have a megaphone, search the truck." I then proceded to pull my back tires up to the window, and do a big brake torque.
And then you can always mock the idiot drivers at a stoplight.
Or, there's always the "Heeeeeeeey laides..."

 

CB: Citizens Band radio
PA: Public Announcement

 

A PA is a Public Announcement system, it is a little speaker that looks like a megaphone, you put it under your hood, and it plugs into your Citizen's Band (CB) radio. You flip a switch on the radio, and bam, you've got a loudspeaker outside of your truck.

And the dog thing is funny too...

EDIT: Rat bastard, you beat me by 1 min

 

HUH, must have been a day for all the idiots.

I was driving home had my kids in the back seat. It's a 2 lane highway, the speed limit is 60. I get behind this old lady doing 45-50. No big deal, I'm not in a huge hurry, but thats a little to slow for my patience, so I wait for an opening then go around. Opening comes but there is a car on a road to the left and a school bus comeing so I wait to see what that car is going to do before I make my manuever. They wait so I pull out to go around. After I've pulled out in the other lane, almost completely made my pass. That stupid car decides to come out infront of that bus come all the way across and head in the same lane we are traveling and accelerate very slowly. They pulled out right infront of the school bus. So now I am making a choice, facing this bus head on or take a chance on smacking this car. So I pull on over and slam on my brakes. For a breif second I considered just slaming into the back of the Lincoln. It was another little old lady!