First off, read what Kobi said. He's right.

Second of all, if you were meeting all of her needs as a husband, she probably wouldn't get pissed about something so trivial. It's not being whipped, it's called being there. Ask most divorced women what killed the marriage, and they'll be happy to tell you where their husband stopped meeting their needs. It's not 50/50. You both have to give 100%. If you're not careful, your cousin may be doing the same thing for you soon.

By the way, tell me you didn't drive like that. Please.


(The above is my opinion only. I'm not a shrink, nor do I play one on TV.)

 

No definatly did not drive like that, luckily my cousins BF didn't drink. So he drove us back in my truck, then followed my cousin (his GF) who drove me to my house.


So far so good guys.....
Some more talking to do, but had to break to feed the kids, we'll finish up after they go to bed.

 

I know Kobi will appreciate this..... go to the well and quote an expert on such matters....ol' Ralphie boy:

Ralph: I have - I've got an explanation. A perfect one. I'm a dope. Not a run-of-the-mill dope, the world's champ. For years I've been talking for granted the most wonderful thing that's ever happened to me - you. I've never shown you the appreciation you deserve, Alice. You could walk outta that door right now and I wouldn't blame you. You deserve something better than me. There are a million guys who'd give you anything if they could have a girl like you.

Alice: Ralph, I don't want a million. There's just one guy I want: you.

Ralph: Baby, you're the greatest.

You probably want to stay away from Ralph's "King of the Castle" speech this time...

 

Tell your wife ill send her 100 bucks to cover your night you dont remember. She can go shopping. Just tell her its from me and all will be smooth

 

Y'all might want to avoid the "To The Moon . . . " bit also.

While I can appreciate the era that the quote is from, and also the sentiment behind it, I am not keen on the low self-esteem that Ralph exhibits. It's one thing to be a little self-deprecating, it's an entirely different thing to be so down on yourself.

It's all about communication dude (directed at Matt in particular). As long as it's all healthy and constructive, it's all good.

Now, tell us what happened. Enquiring minds want to know. Are you sleeping with the wife tonight, or will you be joining UC on his couch?

 

OK I know it's probably too late because you're making your moves as I type but I wanted to give you an opinion of a woman who has been in very similar situations. What Lumadar says would probably work for me as long as the apology was completely and totally sincere. She doesn't want to hear excuses as to why you did what you did, she just wants to know you are aware that you screwed up.

As to how you screwed up. . .My husband has done something similar to this several times in the past. What I usually get the most upset about is the fact that I am sitting home, watching the tube, totally bored and he's out having a good time. Even if I gave my approval for the outing, I still get angry when he isn't home by the magical hour. (I'm not sure what hour that is, by the way, just some random time set in my mind) And there is nothing worse than being home, totally bored and totally sober when a slobbery drunk stumbles in the door and starts trying to explain what happened. It usually only succeeds in making me angrier. So apologize, without making excuses and mean every word that comes out of your mouth!

 

I should have clarified, but yes, only do what I suggested if you are sincere, that is the entire point of doing what I said is to let her know you are genuinely sorry for letting her down.

 

From personal experience, A sincear appology usualy works, helped along with her living room back. Boat parts, motorcycle parts, some women just have thier priorities mixed up.

 

From tech support

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend version 7.0 to Wife version 1.0. I
soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0
installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 ,
Hunting and
Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) =

___________________________________

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and
work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
3.0 , CookIt 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag=20 9.5 Once this happens,
the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Meg--

 

Yea he felt better, he tied one on too, but not as severe as mine. He was just drinking beer. I don't like beer so whiskey-up with lemon sounded better to my head cold. Had about 3 or 4 to many.... But we talked alot before we were to far out of it.

Everything is fine now, with just a sincere apology with symapathy, yes I did sleep in my bed last night. Now if my drunken calculations are correct with in $20-30 bucks for the approximate amount of money that I spent... Then we are golden. However scanning my memory there is a 25% chance, that I spent up to 3 times as much as I originaly thought. One instance we don't know for sure how much the shots were or how many I bought. So I may be in for another round of regret and apologies when the transactions hit the bank tomarrow and we find out.

Justin I may need you to send a couple hundred to pay for this night out....

If not then...
MAN *****... ONE BEAT UP MAN ***** FOR SALE!!!!

 

MAN *****!!!!!!!

 

I tell ya what, ill send you a hundred bucks if you pay for my past week of drinking. Tonight will be night #7.

Or just send your wife up this way for the weekend, that way she can get even

 

Here's what you do. walk out the door find some weeds with flower tops and pull em up by the roots then find some more. Then put them in a rusty coffee can put in some water and give them to her gracefully. If she does not like the offering then KICK THE BITCH.... "hard" and throw the flowering weeds out total for you cost=0..... Then play hard to get for the next 3 years and man your back in...

SEE easy..... i am here for you man.....

 

Hey why don't you go and help him out .... show him how to do it.



Than she will not be mad at him but at you....

 

Matt i will run recon for you anytime bro You know how to reach me... I am here for you man....