How many times you wish, once and awhile, just for a minute, your wife could be a guy....

Lemme explain that.

We were driving through Oklahoma. She looks out the window...

Joe........Joe........Joseph......JOE!

...and she wont ask the question until you go:

"WHAT ! ! !"
"I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE ! ! !"
"What, you think that you ask a question out of nowhere, I'd assume you were speaking to someone else?!?!"

"Joe. What?"

"Why do you need that?

"To know your paying attention."

"Joe. What? Now, I'm paying attention."

Can I ask you a question?"

"What's that one for ! ?" Yes, you can ask me a question.

"Your not gonna get mad?"

Which means; wait till you hear this.

"No, I'm not gonna get mad."

"You promise?"

"WHAT's THE F*%@#G QUESTION ! ! !"

"See, your already mad".

I was arggrevated, actually.

"Are those wild cows?"

"There's no such thing .... YES. Wild cows. They're still trying to find the SOB that built that fence around them."

"YOUR AN A-HOLE." If their not wild cows, who feeds them?"

Oh, good Lord"

"A midget, in a golf cart, with BIG bags of Purina Cow Chow."





-Joe Yannetty

 

Girl responding.....you're hysterical Jamz!!!!

 

Another girl responding

Pretty funny

 

ROFLMAO!!!! Oh, that follows my day so well!

 

My perspective of that hilarious little summary has to be...
You married a city girl. Nothing wrong with that, just avoid nature or you'll be busy.

That was hilarious by the way.

 

LOL. One of the best laughs I have had in awhile.

 

Now that's.... Kinky!






























I'm glad you went on to explain. That was one hell of an opener.

 

"a midget in a golf cart" LMAO......

Thats great, thanks Jamz..you made my day. But how true it is man....ughhh


BREW

 

ROTLMFAO

I am so glad that you elaborated.

You had me worried when I read the little pop up on the main page.

So true, but no I had never had that thought before. I'm sure that I will now though!

 

LMAO Purina cow show... Thats good...

 

Dude, I let my wife read that and until she got to the part about the cows, she thought I write that about her...
I don't get why women do that...

 

that's rich, had me doubled over in the middle of the showroom at work laughing, thanks for sharing!

 

My boy asked me how they test the weight limits on bridges. The question was prompted when we were driving over one.

I gave the same answer as Calvin & Hobbes' dad. Has to do with driving over with heavier trucks until it breaks and then they rebuild it.

my wife..."Seriously?"

Nearly wrecked the truck laughing so hard....she got mad...


(ps...dont tell her I told you, I'll be on the couch just like UC )

 

Why do women have to laugh after they finish a sentence???? Especially when it is not funny????

 

Here's a few from my old lady:
She's Ashley and I'm Jay...

A : Watch the food! The hash browns are turning brown!
J: Hence the name 'hash brown'...



A: How does she (the kitten) instinctively know what to do?
J: Instinct...



A: I want to get the kids a see-saw for Christmas. You know, the kind that
goes up and down?
J: Oh, as opposed to the stationary ones...



A: Why do they refer to it (male genetils) as a '*******'?
J: I guess b/c no one wants to say that they have a 'schlort'...


I think they're funny, and just had to share them...