Barf Barf Gag Gag.

 

Well, for my wife, she bought her own gift (by accident...so she says).

I fired my mother. I never want to speak to her, see her, or hear from her EVER again.

 

Well thats not good...sorry to hear that. Maybe some flowers would help


BREW

 

I don't think the flower bit will cut it for me. My mother owns a flower shop.

I was thinking maybe some perfume and lotion.

 

you're not the only one jamz.

sometimes it needs to happen.

 

If anyone orders from 1-800-FLOWERS , i get a 15% discount thru my job. Just use promotion code CAB if you actually go to one of thier stores and they ask for your employee ID just say you dont have it on you. Write it down and use it all year long......


P.S. : Dont say i never gave you anything