Another joke from a co-worker
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Another joke from a co-worker
Red Neck Special Forces
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man
elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special
Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi,
Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off
into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about
terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
4. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
5. Their favorite movie is "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man
elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special
Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi,
Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off
into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about
terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
4. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
5. Their favorite movie is "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
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