I've Discovered He11 On Earth -- It's Newark!

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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 12:19 AM
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But if for some reason I can't make it, let me know what you think. Geez, I hope you like it as much as I do.
Expect a restaurant review tomorrow night....
 
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 12:30 AM
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Muahaha...you mean you dont know? Brew and i got pictures. You have to send a picture of you naked first. I got 2 pictures of her....must be doing something right.

Sssssshhhhh!!!! Men!!! And you all think women have big mouths.


And in response to your little itty bitty state comment.......

"You got a problem with that?" (think Sopranos)
 
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 07:17 AM
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if i had to be in newark, the only two things i would do would be:

1) go to the don pepe restaurant.

2) leave.


i am shocked that the devils are moving their organ-eye-zation there.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 07:24 AM
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You think Newark is bad??? Try Camden... 3 years running "Most Dangerous City" in the USA. Quite any achievement considering Camden is 1/5 the size of Detroit & from what I understand, Detroit is like the US's version of Baghdad.

Since you're stuck in Newark, check this place out: http://www.iberiarestaurants.com/ Some of the best food I've ever eaten & I travel the world for a living. Make sure you get the dish called Rodizio, it's basically an all you can eat where they bring different grilled meats by the table.

As much as I hate NJ, don't base your opinion of it based on Newark.

Interestingly enough, the closest I've ever experienced to hell on earth was an elevator in the Hyatt hotel on the island of Guam on prom night. We were finishing a 21 hour duty day & the whole crew was heading to the 8th floor to get into our rooms. Aside from 5 of us aircrew types, there was 12 fat, local teenage girls in prom dresses. The elevator stopped halway between the 4th & 5th floor & got stuck there for 2.5 hours. I was ready to start cutting throats. Those fat girls did not shut up for 1 second for the ENTIRE 2.5 hours. If they would have been cute & nice that would have been different. The were all 200lbs+ & stunk like cheap perfume. The wasn't even enough room to sit down. Hell to be sure...

KC-10 FE out...
 

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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 07:43 AM
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Man.. you guys sell out Northern NJ so fast!!! Where do you think they collect all the tolls on the GSP to pay for your end of it?

I'll have to run a sightseeing tour up here sometime....(I'm in Montclair - about 6 miles northwest of Newark). Houses with views of the entire NYC skyline, etc. There really are some beautiful towns around the area.... (yes, it's a bit crowded but that's what you get when you live within the shadow of NYC.. or any other world-class city)

Anwyays... for food in Newark, go to the Ironbound section - KC posted one of the bigger ones Iberia but there's also Fornos, Don Pepe and a number of others.... check out this link: http://www.gonewark.com/atPlay/Dining/Dining.asp

If you do go to a Portugese-Spanish place, get the seafood paella and a pitcher of sangria.... you'll be loving life...
 
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeF150
Man.. you guys sell out Northern NJ so fast!!! Where do you think they collect all the tolls on the GSP to pay for your end of it?

I'll have to run a sightseeing tour up here sometime....(I'm in Montclair - about 6 miles northwest of Newark). Houses with views of the entire NYC skyline, etc. There really are some beautiful towns around the area.... (yes, it's a bit crowded but that's what you get when you live within the shadow of NYC.. or any other world-class city)

Anwyays... for food in Newark, go to the Ironbound section - KC posted one of the bigger ones Iberia but there's also Fornos, Don Pepe and a number of others.... check out this link: http://www.gonewark.com/atPlay/Dining/Dining.asp

If you do go to a Portugese-Spanish place, get the seafood paella and a pitcher of sangria.... you'll be loving life...
MMMM, your making me hungry. I might be up that wat this weekend....May just have to check it out. Although there are some real good places where Ill be.


BREW
 
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by KC-10 FE
Interestingly enough, the closest I've ever experienced to hell on earth was an elevator in the Hyatt hotel on the island of Guam on prom night. We were finishing a 21 hour duty day & the whole crew was heading to the 8th floor to get into our rooms. Aside from 5 of us aircrew types, there was 12 fat, local teenage girls in prom dresses. The elevator stopped halway between the 4th & 5th floor & got stuck there for 2.5 hours. I was ready to start cutting throats. Those fat girls did not shut up for 1 second for the ENTIRE 2.5 hours. If they would have been cute & nice that would have been different. The were all 200lbs+ & stunk like cheap perfume. The wasn't even enough room to sit down. Hell to be sure...
Damn -- too bad!

The only person I know from Guam is a teacher friend that my wife works with and let's just say she is an "island hottie" -- I had this vision at first of you being stuck in an elevator with a dozen Atoinette's, but I guess that wasn't to be your fate that night!
 
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Sssssshhhhh!!!! Men!!! And you all think women have big mouths.


And in response to your little itty bitty state comment.......

"You got a problem with that?" (think Sopranos)
itty bitty...haha

Like I should talk. I live in a town with a population of 1500. If you blink you missed it
 
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeF150
Man.. you guys sell out Northern NJ so fast!!! Where do you think they collect all the tolls on the GSP to pay for your end of it?

I'll have to run a sightseeing tour up here sometime....(I'm in Montclair - about 6 miles northwest of Newark). Houses with views of the entire NYC skyline, etc. There really are some beautiful towns around the area.... (yes, it's a bit crowded but that's what you get when you live within the shadow of NYC.. or any other world-class city)

Anwyays... for food in Newark, go to the Ironbound section - KC posted one of the bigger ones Iberia but there's also Fornos, Don Pepe and a number of others.... check out this link: http://www.gonewark.com/atPlay/Dining/Dining.asp

If you do go to a Portugese-Spanish place, get the seafood paella and a pitcher of sangria.... you'll be loving life...

Oh I think North Jersey has beautiful areas. I've just always liked the beach.

How could I forget about The Spain!!!! Paella and sangria. Mmmmmmm. Haven't been there in years.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by KC-10 FE
You think Newark is bad??? Try Camden... 3 years running "Most Dangerous City" in the USA. Quite any achievement considering Camden is 1/5 the size of Detroit & from what I understand, Detroit is like the US's version of Baghdad.

Since you're stuck in Newark, check this place out: http://www.iberiarestaurants.com/ Some of the best food I've ever eaten & I travel the world for a living. Make sure you get the dish called Rodizio, it's basically an all you can eat where they bring different grilled meats by the table.

As much as I hate NJ, don't base your opinion of it based on Newark.

Interestingly enough, the closest I've ever experienced to hell on earth was an elevator in the Hyatt hotel on the island of Guam on prom night. We were finishing a 21 hour duty day & the whole crew was heading to the 8th floor to get into our rooms. Aside from 5 of us aircrew types, there was 12 fat, local teenage girls in prom dresses. The elevator stopped halway between the 4th & 5th floor & got stuck there for 2.5 hours. I was ready to start cutting throats. Those fat girls did not shut up for 1 second for the ENTIRE 2.5 hours. If they would have been cute & nice that would have been different. The were all 200lbs+ & stunk like cheap perfume. The wasn't even enough room to sit down. Hell to be sure...

KC-10 FE out...
I've been to guam, been to that hyatt hotel. I thought the whole island was close to hell, but not nearly as bad as puerto rico was. Maybe I hated Guam so bad because I just came from Saipan where I had 2 island hotties as my personal tour guides for a week.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 02:32 PM
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Damn KC..sounds like you got a raw deal. I was on Guam for a month and found nothing but beautiful women. Granted, I didnt stay in the ritzy Hyatt

I was on base. Ahhh, the memories.


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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 05:35 PM
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For those who don't know anything about Guam... Guam is basically Burlington County, NJ on a tropical island. One township is all ritzy, Tumon Bay (Mt Laurel & Moorestown), one has the military base, Yigo (Wrightstown), a few are low rent & low income (Willingboro & Browns Mills) the rest is all middle of the road (like Mt Holly, Eastampton, etc) Spend any time in either locale, Burlington County or Guam and you will see the similarities in like 2 weeks. I lived on Guam for 2 years & since retraining, I flown thru about 10 times.

KC-10 FE out...
 
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 05:50 PM
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I just asked you in another thread where in Jersey you were. You are in the absolutely worst place Jersey has to offer. I feel sorry for you DD. Take a ride south if you get any time. Or even further north. Things will be alot different. How long are you here till?
Newark's in Jersey?
 
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 07:11 PM
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Just so you Jersey folks don't think I'm taking unfair pot-shots at your fair state, I got to drive the GSP from I-278 in the south straight up to the NYS line. I will have to say that that area looked much more "livable" than what I saw on my first day in the Garden State!

And actually, the rest of my trip north into NYS (I traveled I-87 north, then took Hwy. 17 west into Wallkill) was actually quite beautiful! It was amazing to be only 25 or 30 miles outside of NYC and have nothing to look at but forested countryside in either direction!

 
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 07:34 PM
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Just so you Jersey folks don't think I'm taking unfair pot-shots at your fair state, I got to drive the GSP from I-278 in the south straight up to the NYS line. I will have to say that that area looked much more "livable" than what I saw on my first day in the Garden State!

And actually, the rest of my trip north into NYS (I traveled I-87 north, then took Hwy. 17 west into Wallkill) was actually quite beautiful! It was amazing to be only 25 or 30 miles outside of NYC and have nothing to look at but forested countryside in either direction!


Much more "livable". Gee thanks.

Have your dinner yet?
 
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