so im talkin to this girl at skool right? were gonna get some pizza and a movie fri nite. and were talkin about our parents job, and when i asked about her dad she said dont worry, so i thought he was not in the picture, so i let it go. Fri nite i pick her up and were going to get pizza on a 4 lane highway. my buddy came up beside me in his civic and we took off. the whole time she is b***chin about me getting caught, and im like "calm down baby, we do this all the time", that didnt help. next a policeman pulls behind me and what do you know? BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL! im on the side of the road when a sheriff comes to the window, and he looks in and says "oh, hey baby, you ok" and i look at her, and she informs be her dad is the sheriff, i ended up with a good scolding from her dad, a ticket, no date, and my parents took my truck away, this was a year ago and now me and her are freinds and i help her dad work on cars, and we laugh constantly about it

 

I will just give you a question to ponder.

Have you ever had the girls mother call the COPS on you?...............

Just to clear things up! I was still in high school at the time too. more than 10 yrs ago.

 

No bad dates with girls I met/pursued; but, I did have an awkward moment with a kinda-blind date...

I'd met this girl outside the club (Obsessions) in Tucson, AZ in 1990; just as we (fellaz) were about to make our 100 mile mad-dash back to Fort Huachuca to be back in time for Friday morning PT, and a Brigade run...

My parter Llyod was hitting on her friend, and while hanging around the parking lot, she stepped to me. I was the designated driver.

She was about 5'10", brown skin, long hair, tig ol biddies, her booty wasn't heart shaped or a quarter-bouncer, but it was OK, and she was pretty good looking; a solid 6.5 or 7; well within strike range...

We talked, but it was casual talk... It was 4:30, and the Tucson Police came (Club closed at 4) and they were running us out of the parking lot- helicopters and all... We didn't exchange numbers, or anything, we hoped in the car (5 guys in a 2-door Grand Am) and hauled *** back home...

So, Friday evening; Lloyd comes to me, after having talked to his girl, and she told him he could come back, but he had to bring me if he came back... I didn't want to go, or cheat on my girl, but, Ricky said, "Man, you better go." So, I went...

Let me tell you, back then, I wasn't used to women chasing me, so the whole night was quite awkward. She was with it, leaning all on me as we sat on the couch, and everything, but- I just couldn't do it... The more she talked, the more Rick retreated... "I have two kids, is that going to be a problem?" "My ex is in 521st Signal Co (Across the street from me).", and on and on... I guess when you have nothing to talk about, you talk about everything...

She kept kissing on my neck, and moan-talking (You know how women do) & stuff, and I didn't even have wood... I wondered "WTF is wrong with me?!" It's like I was having an out of bady experience...
Needless to say, I didn't hit it... Meanwhile, I could hear Lloyd putting mile after mile on her friend in the other room...

yes, boys & girls, for one time in my life, I had stage fright; and didn't have it in me to ravage the woman who was aching for it... Who knew I'd be in Desert Shield four months later, and would spend many nights wishing for that opportunity again... I don't know if that qualifies as a date as much as it qualifies as a planned sex-romp that didn't happen; but, certainly, that was one of the most awkward moments in my life...

I hope she didn't leave feeling unatractive; because she was good looking- it's just... Hell, I don't know what it was... But, there have been no more repeats of that BS; that's for damn-sure...