Dates gone terribly wrong
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Dates gone terribly wrong
Every one has a dating experience that has gone bad.
My all time favorite one was back in collage I took this girl to a pub night. They had set up folding wood tables and chairs. She ( Maureen ) was sitting on the end of the table at my left , with us were half a dozen buddies, no dates. We were drinking pints of beer with wiskey shots in them. She was a good sport for the first half of the evening, surviving the beer fight, the rowdy pick up lines yelled at passing females, and general bad behavour.
Then a friend stands up and walks across the table to leave, steps on the corner. The table does the teeter- totter dumping all the drinks and the table slop in Maureens lap and Drew on the floor. She in a rage stands up and calls us a bunch of animals and storms off amid our cheering and laughter.
Five years later she calls me for a reunion bbq. Yea i went and was well behaved.
My all time favorite one was back in collage I took this girl to a pub night. They had set up folding wood tables and chairs. She ( Maureen ) was sitting on the end of the table at my left , with us were half a dozen buddies, no dates. We were drinking pints of beer with wiskey shots in them. She was a good sport for the first half of the evening, surviving the beer fight, the rowdy pick up lines yelled at passing females, and general bad behavour.
Then a friend stands up and walks across the table to leave, steps on the corner. The table does the teeter- totter dumping all the drinks and the table slop in Maureens lap and Drew on the floor. She in a rage stands up and calls us a bunch of animals and storms off amid our cheering and laughter.
Five years later she calls me for a reunion bbq. Yea i went and was well behaved.
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
I never had a bad dating experience. Just gotta know how to keep them coming back for more.
This thread sounds like a new pilot for FOX... it isn't is it???
Oh, no bad dates that I can think of... Other than blind dates, which, well, you know...
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
I never had a bad dating experience. Just gotta know how to keep them coming back for more.
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Sometimes, that's not a good thing.
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So I went on an Internet date about 7yrs ago...Well I didn't but here's the story.
I arrive at the house of this girl; knock on the door... Some guy comes to answer the door and I ask for this girl's name (which I do not remember). Anywho; the guy invites me in and I sit on a chair watching the MTV movie awards. This girl shows up after a minute or two and we proceed to watch and lightly discuss the awards show. She was a pretty cute girl so I wasn't disappointed. After like 45 minutes; I say, so do you wanna go get something to eat? She tells me No; I can't go out tonight. Obviously that puzzled me cause we had planned the date.. Anyway, to my surprise, I was in the wrong house. I have no idea who these people were but they let me come in and visit for quite a while!
So after I leave, I call the real girl and try to explain things. I manage to find her house. After a short face-to-face discussion, we decide it's best to re-schedule for another night. I never called her again cause Damn she was ugly.
I arrive at the house of this girl; knock on the door... Some guy comes to answer the door and I ask for this girl's name (which I do not remember). Anywho; the guy invites me in and I sit on a chair watching the MTV movie awards. This girl shows up after a minute or two and we proceed to watch and lightly discuss the awards show. She was a pretty cute girl so I wasn't disappointed. After like 45 minutes; I say, so do you wanna go get something to eat? She tells me No; I can't go out tonight. Obviously that puzzled me cause we had planned the date.. Anyway, to my surprise, I was in the wrong house. I have no idea who these people were but they let me come in and visit for quite a while!
So after I leave, I call the real girl and try to explain things. I manage to find her house. After a short face-to-face discussion, we decide it's best to re-schedule for another night. I never called her again cause Damn she was ugly.
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Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
So I went on an Internet date about 7yrs ago...Well I didn't but here's the story.
I arrive at the house of this girl; knock on the door... Some guy comes to answer the door and I ask for this girl's name (which I do not remember). Anywho; the guy invites me in and I sit on a chair watching the MTV movie awards. This girl shows up after a minute or two and we proceed to watch and lightly discuss the awards show. She was a pretty cute girl so I wasn't disappointed. After like 45 minutes; I say, so do you wanna go get something to eat? She tells me No; I can't go out tonight. Obviously that puzzled me cause we had planned the date.. Anyway, to my surprise, I was in the wrong house. I have no idea who these people were but they let me come in and visit for quite a while!
So after I leave, I call the real girl and try to explain things. I manage to find her house. After a short face-to-face discussion, we decide it's best to re-schedule for another night. I never called her again cause Damn she was ugly.
I arrive at the house of this girl; knock on the door... Some guy comes to answer the door and I ask for this girl's name (which I do not remember). Anywho; the guy invites me in and I sit on a chair watching the MTV movie awards. This girl shows up after a minute or two and we proceed to watch and lightly discuss the awards show. She was a pretty cute girl so I wasn't disappointed. After like 45 minutes; I say, so do you wanna go get something to eat? She tells me No; I can't go out tonight. Obviously that puzzled me cause we had planned the date.. Anyway, to my surprise, I was in the wrong house. I have no idea who these people were but they let me come in and visit for quite a while!
So after I leave, I call the real girl and try to explain things. I manage to find her house. After a short face-to-face discussion, we decide it's best to re-schedule for another night. I never called her again cause Damn she was ugly.
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Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
So I went on an Internet date about 7yrs ago...Well I didn't but here's the story.
I arrive at the house of this girl; knock on the door... Some guy comes to answer the door and I ask for this girl's name (which I do not remember). Anywho; the guy invites me in and I sit on a chair watching the MTV movie awards. This girl shows up after a minute or two and we proceed to watch and lightly discuss the awards show. She was a pretty cute girl so I wasn't disappointed. After like 45 minutes; I say, so do you wanna go get something to eat? She tells me No; I can't go out tonight. Obviously that puzzled me cause we had planned the date.. Anyway, to my surprise, I was in the wrong house. I have no idea who these people were but they let me come in and visit for quite a while!
I arrive at the house of this girl; knock on the door... Some guy comes to answer the door and I ask for this girl's name (which I do not remember). Anywho; the guy invites me in and I sit on a chair watching the MTV movie awards. This girl shows up after a minute or two and we proceed to watch and lightly discuss the awards show. She was a pretty cute girl so I wasn't disappointed. After like 45 minutes; I say, so do you wanna go get something to eat? She tells me No; I can't go out tonight. Obviously that puzzled me cause we had planned the date.. Anyway, to my surprise, I was in the wrong house. I have no idea who these people were but they let me come in and visit for quite a while!
You sat in some girls house?
LOL
She sat with you and didn't know who you were?
You asked her out and she didn't know who you were?
bwahahaha
Wonder how close you came to dad or boyfriend or who ever he was from kicking your ****? LMAO
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My worst experince....
wasn't really a "date"
I picked up this 2 girls one night while cruising town.
Didn't know them never seen them before.
We were just cruising around the cruise strip talking, listening to the radio, talking about going to a party.
All of a sudden this car passes me in the turning lane, cuts right in front of me and stops in the middle of the road. I'm looking at it going WTF? Then turn my head and this guy I went to school with is standing next to my window! He says (WTF are you doing with my girl?) I Go (WTH are you talking about?) He repeats himself, so I turn to the girls and ask them what he's talking about. The one I was hitting on leans forward and tells him she broke up with him she is not his girl leave us alone. I thought to myself (Ohhh fudge, this guy was never to stable, now he's a psycho ex-boyfriend!) Now there are 2 of his buddies standing in the middle of the road behind him. Things went from bad to worse.
He tells the girl to get out and come with him. She says NO! One of his buddies start to go around to her side, I suppose to get her out. I tell the ex that I'm sorry they broke up, he starts getting irate and demanding her to come with him she is yelling NO! I tell him she doesn't want to so she isn't going to. He takes a swing at me thru my window. I figured that would happen, so I leaned back and grabbed his arm. Then cut the wheel and punched the gas. Spun a 180º, and took of flying in the other lane with him hanging out the window. I look in the rear view and see his buddies scrambling to get up and running for their cars. I was like oh **** what did I do? What do I do now? I seen two car loads of my buddies and they seen me with this dude hanging out the window, so they cut a 180º and follow me. I pull in the car wash like a BOH. I let him go and he rolls across the pavement. I come to a stop, jump out and ran back, he's rolling around yelling form the road rash My buddies come in and his buddies are right behind them. They are now out numbered. We have a heart to heart and he limps in to his buddies car and they all leave. I took one of my buddies with me "Incase" we ran into them again, plus I had two girls I needed someone to take the other girl so I could be alone with the psycho's ex GF.
We left town and hit the back roads so he couldn't find us to bother us. We road cruised for a while then stopped and I took her for a moon light walk beside the river. Yea I tagged psycho's ex girl that night. Probably wouldn't have if it hadn't been for his help!
wasn't really a "date"
I picked up this 2 girls one night while cruising town.
Didn't know them never seen them before.
We were just cruising around the cruise strip talking, listening to the radio, talking about going to a party.
All of a sudden this car passes me in the turning lane, cuts right in front of me and stops in the middle of the road. I'm looking at it going WTF? Then turn my head and this guy I went to school with is standing next to my window! He says (WTF are you doing with my girl?) I Go (WTH are you talking about?) He repeats himself, so I turn to the girls and ask them what he's talking about. The one I was hitting on leans forward and tells him she broke up with him she is not his girl leave us alone. I thought to myself (Ohhh fudge, this guy was never to stable, now he's a psycho ex-boyfriend!) Now there are 2 of his buddies standing in the middle of the road behind him. Things went from bad to worse.
He tells the girl to get out and come with him. She says NO! One of his buddies start to go around to her side, I suppose to get her out. I tell the ex that I'm sorry they broke up, he starts getting irate and demanding her to come with him she is yelling NO! I tell him she doesn't want to so she isn't going to. He takes a swing at me thru my window. I figured that would happen, so I leaned back and grabbed his arm. Then cut the wheel and punched the gas. Spun a 180º, and took of flying in the other lane with him hanging out the window. I look in the rear view and see his buddies scrambling to get up and running for their cars. I was like oh **** what did I do? What do I do now? I seen two car loads of my buddies and they seen me with this dude hanging out the window, so they cut a 180º and follow me. I pull in the car wash like a BOH. I let him go and he rolls across the pavement. I come to a stop, jump out and ran back, he's rolling around yelling form the road rash My buddies come in and his buddies are right behind them. They are now out numbered. We have a heart to heart and he limps in to his buddies car and they all leave. I took one of my buddies with me "Incase" we ran into them again, plus I had two girls I needed someone to take the other girl so I could be alone with the psycho's ex GF.
We left town and hit the back roads so he couldn't find us to bother us. We road cruised for a while then stopped and I took her for a moon light walk beside the river. Yea I tagged psycho's ex girl that night. Probably wouldn't have if it hadn't been for his help!
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I can't really post some of my bad dates, due to the family nature of the site; but, here's one I found that was... interesting.
We met at a honky-tonk in a podunk town in east Texas. What a great start, huh? Exchanging phone numbers, we set a date to go C&W dancing in Dallas the following Wednesday. She was a real gorgeous knockout and a fantastic Texas Two-step couples country dancer and I couldn't wait to get to know her better.
Following her directions to her place to pick her up, I finally locate it - in a trailer park. Then it's a 45 minute drive into Dallas and the more we talk the more I realize that she is dumber than a box of rocks - honestly and totally really ditzy, unable to carry on any decent level of conversation above play-by-play analysis of last night's Wheel of Fortune show.
She had a lowcut back on her shirt and I could barely make out part of a tattoo. So I (trying to come up with SOME subject that she could follow and converse about) asked her what she had tattooed on her back. It was "Scratch". I asked "is that a nickname"? She replied "not really anymore". Here's her story: she was with a large group of friends playing pool and all of them had plenty to drink that night. She kept hitting the cue ball off the table and scratching so much that someone made the comment that she should be nicknamed "Scratch". You guessed it: they took a collection and she let it be tattooed on her that night!
So I stupidly asked her if she had anymore tattoos. She answered yes and - remember, this is our first date - promptly unfastens her seltbeat, hikes up in her seat, turns away from me, and pulls down her jeans to show me her tattoo on her hip/butt. I nearly rolled my Explorer in Dallas freeway traffic right then and there, LOL. You are absolutely NOT going to believe what the tattoo was: her ex-husband's name, spelled wrong. His name was Michael and while they were married she tried to get his name inked in large letters on her hip, but it started hurting her too badly and besides that, the "Tatoo Artist" was running out of room. So she told the "artist" that everyone called her husband "Mike" not "Michael" so just forget the rest of the name, get the tatooing over with, and shorten it to "Mike". Remember, she's laying face down and can't see what is going on back there. Well, the tattooer had already finished the first three letters of "Michael" so he simply finished with the final letter of "Mike" ("e"). She had "MICE" tattooed on her butt, LOL!
I noted that you could ink in a vertical bar touching the left of the "C" and almost make it into a decent "K" so I suggested why not try that? She said she didn't want any of his name on there anymore anyway so she wasn't adding anything to it. So I guess she still has MICE on there to this very day.
This was the highlight of our date and it went downhill after that, LOL. I never called her again but she continued to email me for a couple of months before giving up.
Following her directions to her place to pick her up, I finally locate it - in a trailer park. Then it's a 45 minute drive into Dallas and the more we talk the more I realize that she is dumber than a box of rocks - honestly and totally really ditzy, unable to carry on any decent level of conversation above play-by-play analysis of last night's Wheel of Fortune show.
She had a lowcut back on her shirt and I could barely make out part of a tattoo. So I (trying to come up with SOME subject that she could follow and converse about) asked her what she had tattooed on her back. It was "Scratch". I asked "is that a nickname"? She replied "not really anymore". Here's her story: she was with a large group of friends playing pool and all of them had plenty to drink that night. She kept hitting the cue ball off the table and scratching so much that someone made the comment that she should be nicknamed "Scratch". You guessed it: they took a collection and she let it be tattooed on her that night!
So I stupidly asked her if she had anymore tattoos. She answered yes and - remember, this is our first date - promptly unfastens her seltbeat, hikes up in her seat, turns away from me, and pulls down her jeans to show me her tattoo on her hip/butt. I nearly rolled my Explorer in Dallas freeway traffic right then and there, LOL. You are absolutely NOT going to believe what the tattoo was: her ex-husband's name, spelled wrong. His name was Michael and while they were married she tried to get his name inked in large letters on her hip, but it started hurting her too badly and besides that, the "Tatoo Artist" was running out of room. So she told the "artist" that everyone called her husband "Mike" not "Michael" so just forget the rest of the name, get the tatooing over with, and shorten it to "Mike". Remember, she's laying face down and can't see what is going on back there. Well, the tattooer had already finished the first three letters of "Michael" so he simply finished with the final letter of "Mike" ("e"). She had "MICE" tattooed on her butt, LOL!
I noted that you could ink in a vertical bar touching the left of the "C" and almost make it into a decent "K" so I suggested why not try that? She said she didn't want any of his name on there anymore anyway so she wasn't adding anything to it. So I guess she still has MICE on there to this very day.
This was the highlight of our date and it went downhill after that, LOL. I never called her again but she continued to email me for a couple of months before giving up.