HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in January 2009

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"


Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater."

 

You could have stopped there! That was enough to make me laugh!

Funny joke though.

 

Well, according to Drudge, the Republicans (in the form of Bush, Rove, & Associates) are taking her seriously:



Unfortunately, for them, they don't take her seriously enough.

She will win the nomination, and she will get elcted. Love her or hate her, she's the next President.



Kobi makes note to buy some Hillary For President buttons and bumper stickers.

 

Honestly,

I hope she does win the primary and go onto the big dance...that will just ensure another 4 years under a Republican.

Run Hilary Run!

 

Well....the only ones I want to choose from are McCain or Dean.....

 

I am all for a woman president. At least we wouldnt have to pay her as much.

 

Isn't that a re-post from a week or two ago?

 

Yeah. hahah. That was me. I dont know why I think thats funny. I just try to use it every opportunity I can.

 

that's friggin hilarious.

 

Why Hilary won't be president:

People either Lover her or Hate her, unfortunately there is no middle ground and there are more haters than lovers.

 

She has some of the best media savvy PR-meisters behind her, and the machine will only get stronger.

It doesn't matter that people either love her or hate her. The image manufacturing hasn't even really started in earnest yet. Marketing and image making is an amazing thing.

She'll become whatever she needs to be. This is going to be one of the most amazing builds ever. Just watch.

(Hell, if W can get elected and then re-elected, anything is possible).

In the meantime, y'all keep believing she doesn't have a chance. That's exactly what she wants you to believe.

Think Sun-Tzu.

 

She honestly beleives that govt should not do what's best for the person, but whats best for the people.

What kind of govt does that sound like?

 

If Hillary gets elected it will be just like when Slick ***** was in office. Did you like Bill? If you did then you will like Hillary. Remember, she's been president before.

I couldn't vote for her. We had enough of them in Arkansas. She fits right in at New York.

 

I can understand why you are bitter. I heard that when they left the Governors Mansion they stole the China.

Accept some solace from this excerpt from her book...

"...we were later dismayed to learn that certain styrafoam melts in the microwave..."

 

Is she looking for Interns?