Several guys from my company are getting a dodge ball team together for a local league. Obviously, being the wiseasses that we are, we want something 'snappy' for our team name and/or motto...

Thoughts? Suggestions?

Here's something along the lines of what I'm thinking -- one of the guys here played on a softball team that was sponsored by a company that makes gloves (hand protection). Their team 'motto' was "Get a Grip on Your *****".

So, with that in mind, let's pull some creative thought...

Thanks guys!!

RP

 

it takes *****

we got *****

dodge this!

...zap!

 

If you can't Dodge it, Ram it! Oh, wait that won't...

never mind...

How about the Rams?

Dodge Ball! Dodge sac too...

Dodge Ball! 'Cause we couldn't figure out lacrosse...

Real men dodge *****...

 

the Whizz *****

 

This is gonna be fun:

That's for starters.

 

Like Rudi's but more Violent.

 

Hairy Ball Fairies

 

Here's a few more:

As far as a moto goes, I haven't the slightest clue. I believe you'll get a good moto once you have a Team Name. The Moto will come from the team name. For example:

Squirrels Gone Wild
Bare it and we'll share it.

 

Team Name: Brass or The Brass

Motto: Now you know what ours are made of, let's see yours.

 

"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball"

 

Name: Sweet Chin Music

Moto: "It's hard to talk crap with ***** in your face."

 

***** by ford


you cant dodge what you cant see

...zap!

 

Ball Slammers

"You'll know when you've been slammed by our *****."

 

team name 'los juevos'

dont know about a motto, but you could have shirts with sunny side up eggs on them.

that would be cool.

 

THE BLACK AND BLUES

(we don't cry because there's no crying in Dodgeball)