Dodge Ball Team Name and/or Motto
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Hey RP] if they're all about your size, the best team name might be:
THE TARGETS
You should be pretty easy to hit..... LOL!!!!! really funny considering this is coming from a big, slow, old man.
Other suggestions:
Fordballers
Geoballers
THE TARGETS
You should be pretty easy to hit..... LOL!!!!! really funny considering this is coming from a big, slow, old man.
Other suggestions:
Fordballers
Geoballers
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From: The Bluegrass State
Excellent posts guys! I really appreciate the help...
As you probably could imagine, we've come up with some on our own... Right now, the #1 in the office (mind you, I haven't shared ANY of these with the other guys) is:
Team Name: Freeballers
Motto: Don't Let Our ***** Hit You on the Chin!
Considering that this is a 'Recreation League', I'm not sure how prevvy they'll be to our motto. LMAO! Naturally, we're going to have some shirts made up... ROFL!
As you probably could imagine, we've come up with some on our own... Right now, the #1 in the office (mind you, I haven't shared ANY of these with the other guys) is:
Team Name: Freeballers
Motto: Don't Let Our ***** Hit You on the Chin!
Considering that this is a 'Recreation League', I'm not sure how prevvy they'll be to our motto. LMAO! Naturally, we're going to have some shirts made up... ROFL!
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From: In a van down by the river
Just remember: "Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation."
Hey RP, just make sure you catch the ball. "will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! "
Idea #1:
Team Name: 4Ds
Motto: Dip, Dodge, Duck, and Dodge
Idea #2:
Team Name: Talk the talk and walk the walk.
Motto: It's time to put your mouth where our ***** are.
Don’t forget your player names too! Laser, Blaser, Taser, and Michelle.
Some more quotes for you:
"It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian."
"You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat"
"Tomorrow, we're gonna pecker-slap those Globo-Gym bastards!"
"I've got better runs in my shorts."
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
"If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball"
"You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lolly pop."
White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.
Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.
White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.
Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that.
White Goodman: I know you just said that.
Peter La Fleur: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White Goodman: Well, I'm not sure where *you're* going with this.
Peter La Fleur: That's what I said.
White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to *you.*
Peter La Fleur: All right.
White Goodman: ...Touché.
Lance Armstrong: Hey, aren't you Peter La Fleur?
Peter La Fleur: Lance Armstrong!
Lance Armstrong: Ya, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours.
Peter La Fleur: Really?
Lance Armstrong: Ya, I've been watching the dodgeball tournament on the Ocho. ESPN 8. I just can't get enough of it. Good luck in the tournament. I'm really pulling for you against those jerks from Globo Gym. I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late.
Peter La Fleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.
Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?
Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.
Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life. Well good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.
Just remember, here at F150Online we're better than you, and we know it.
Duke
Hey RP, just make sure you catch the ball. "will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! "
Idea #1:
Team Name: 4Ds
Motto: Dip, Dodge, Duck, and Dodge
Idea #2:
Team Name: Talk the talk and walk the walk.
Motto: It's time to put your mouth where our ***** are.
Don’t forget your player names too! Laser, Blaser, Taser, and Michelle.
Some more quotes for you:
"It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian."
"You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat"
"Tomorrow, we're gonna pecker-slap those Globo-Gym bastards!"
"I've got better runs in my shorts."
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
"If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball"
"You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lolly pop."
White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.
Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.
White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.
Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that.
White Goodman: I know you just said that.
Peter La Fleur: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White Goodman: Well, I'm not sure where *you're* going with this.
Peter La Fleur: That's what I said.
White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to *you.*
Peter La Fleur: All right.
White Goodman: ...Touché.
Lance Armstrong: Hey, aren't you Peter La Fleur?
Peter La Fleur: Lance Armstrong!
Lance Armstrong: Ya, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours.
Peter La Fleur: Really?
Lance Armstrong: Ya, I've been watching the dodgeball tournament on the Ocho. ESPN 8. I just can't get enough of it. Good luck in the tournament. I'm really pulling for you against those jerks from Globo Gym. I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late.
Peter La Fleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.
Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?
Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.
Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life. Well good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.
Just remember, here at F150Online we're better than you, and we know it.
Duke
Last edited by F150 Duke; Feb 23, 2006 at 11:29 AM.
