*** Latest scam, and according to Snopes.com, this one is real. Be careful!! ***

I am a victim of the latest scam that is happening in shopping mall parking lots. Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking, one starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse.

While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the backseat and then they both start begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants. This is when they steal your wallet. I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.

 

thats hilarious...same thing happend to me.. aint that some ***t

 

Darn it I just don't believe it, I will have to investigate myself. go ahead and let me risk my life and give me the address where thoes hoes are.

 

They can take my wallet, I got nothing in it!

 

And your proud of that fact????

 

That is scary, his grammar is off a little, but he spelled everything correctly!

 

I kind of expected something like that....a pig just flew past my window.

 

I think I will lock up and go home!

 

I can hear the phones for every moving company in Texas ringing right now as Hersh has already started packing to move to Edwardsville, IL.

 

I think we should form a "citizens protection" group, and get to the bottom of this.

 

Good Idea.

 

Yeah, and we can put Mattineer in charge of it.

 

Thats all we need!