Old Timer's Sex
>
> The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the
first
>time we
> had sex together over fifty years a go?
>
> We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back
fence
>and
> I made love to you."
>
> "Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
>
> "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we
can
>do
> it for old time's sake?"
>
> "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good
>idea!
>
> "There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to
all
>this,
> and having a chuckle to himself.
>
> He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against
a
>fence.
>
> I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble."
>
> So he follows them.
>
> They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided
by
> walking sticks.
>
> Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to
the
>fence.
>
> The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
>
> As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
>
> Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
>policeman
> has ever seen.
>
> This goes on for about ten minutes.
>
> Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
>
> The policeman is amazed.
>
> He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.
>
> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
>couple
> struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
>
> The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing.
>
> I've got to ask them what their secret is.
>
> As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was
>something
> else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some
sort
>of
> secret! to this?"
>
>
> The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

 

 

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